Findings:
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to love again
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- I can't stand up for falling down
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- Making your own hot lava
- hot cocoa mix
- How to Say I Love You, with Bombastic Inefficiency
- Original Stand Up Routine
- Stand Up and Bless the Lord
- She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- The torn fragments of the world slowly stitch themselves together again, and in the rubble you hear them say: Why Are You Here?
- How the Union and the Confederacy stacked up at the beginning of the Civil War
- how to set up and use a microphone in Windows
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- How Do You Say Goodbye to a Stranger?/Goodbye Stranger
- Stand Up and Shout
- Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
- Generic stand up comedy routine
- She says kill. I say how many.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Never Say Never Again
- Holding up a bank in Latin
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- Dye your beard hot pink
- How to set up and record an EEG
- Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
- How to set up and operate a road checkpoint
- How to f*** up
- wake up, drunk sleep silence
- Stoned Again; and, How I Managed It
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- Stand up! Stand up for Jesus
- Stand Up for Judas
- stand up
- An Original Stand Up Routine
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- "Shut up," he explained
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- He taught me how to smoke
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- hot cocoa
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- How to hold up a bank in Pig-Latin
- How to pick up men
- How to say "I love you"
- That's Just How He Was
- How did I end up here?
- How to set up a formal table
- Backing up your Windows registry file
- How to hook a TV up to a computer
- How to pick up a dime with a forklift
- How to liven up a party
- A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
- How to say "else if"
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- how to bring up sex in a conversation
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- When desperate static beats the silence up
- this is how I say fuck you
- how to say SUN in amharic
- Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
- stand up comedy
- And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
- Stand up philosophy
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
- Stand Up Guy
- Get Up, Stand Up
- Sit Down. Stand Up.
- Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
- This is how we begin again
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- he says
- Say Goodnight
- He says she says
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles say goodnight
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
- How to herd people in public
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- He had something to say. He said it.
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- Say Again
- He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- He says the most beautiful things
- He has redefined me, again and again
- How to Make an Absolutely Delicious Hot Chocolate in a Jiffy
- How to win a hot dog eating contest
- I get knocked down, but I get up again
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to get your stuff voted up
- How to pick up women
- I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How to ride a bicycle up an escalator
- How to set up a home network with a PPPoE DSL connection
- How to urinate standing up
- How to make roses open up
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How to say "beer" in several languages
- Ken Lay
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How to say "Nice to meet you"
- Saying "United States of America" in various languages
- How to pick up Sheilas
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- A silence that escapes, how it plagues my wandering thought
- some say he was never here at all
- He's High Again
- How to say "I love you": A Six Step Guide
- down under stars coming up, we are home again
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- And how the silence surged softly backward
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 16.1 Hello, World!, again
- Bigmouth Strikes Again
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- We are using the machines to steal it all back again
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