• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I don't want to be successful
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Don't Be Evil
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Don't be sad
• don't be a girl
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• don't be absurd (user)
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Short can be good! (document)
• How to be an asshole
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• this used to be a nodeshell? you don't say...
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• I don't want to be alone
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Don't Be Afraid
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• be a telemarketer
• be ver (user)
• The World (as it ought to be)
• must be joking (user)
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• The company giveth and the company taketh away. Blessed be the name of the company.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• be good to each other
• Born To Be A Rock Star
• Americans don't speak English
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Show, don't tell
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Don't Fear the Fat
• I don't believe in falling in love
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• first impressions don't always count
• Don't think of...
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• It don't mean anything moves
• Don't Press Your Luck
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• what is this i don't even
• Don't go off at half-cock
• Don't grow old
• Short Music for Short People
• Selling short
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• eternity would be boring
• Life is too short
• short hood
• Short Obligatory Prayer
• The best kind of bartender
• short rows
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Rappelling off a short rope
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters
• I wanna be a hero
• University students can be really stupid
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Should high school be mandatory?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Valour can be brown
• LGBT issues need to be discussed in class
• A fine time to be in the Army
• The Be Good Tanyas
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• The page cannot be displayed
• Darkness Be My Friend
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• I used to be that girl.
• to be scored
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• All units be advised
• It will never be just you
• you must be the sponge to be the river
• We are legion, soon to be many.
• Why Ron Paul won't be president
• You Don't Know Jack
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• I don't believe in people
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Don't quote me on that
• Love the one you don't need
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Don't write faxes with red pen!
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Don't mope, act!
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I don't rewrite my poetry
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• It's just the remains of an internal storm washing away. Don't worry.
• Don't take sex too seriously
• Consumers: don't buy into the hype
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• don't throw good money after bad
• Don't use the handicapped stall
• Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet

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