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• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• wake up and find her still there
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Wake up... Time to die!
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• A step out of time
• Bust out the biscuits, strike up the band
• hot dogs are not made of dog, they are made of pig
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• Find an out
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• I dropped out of school to do ecstasy full time
• The ugly girl in the group
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Tender girl sipping and planning out her future
• Time Out Film Guide
• A World Out of Time
• It's time to take the penny out of circulation
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• Locked Up and Locked Out
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• 18 situations that shout Watch Out!
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• strength is made in the space between what you're used to, and what would damage you
• Printing something to find out where the printer is
• The time my car broke down and I made the mistake of calling the cops
• Finding out where a net user lives
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• How to find out your own IP address
• How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
• Hints for Etiquette; or, Dining Out made Easy
• Half-sour pickle
• fuck around and find out
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• How to scare the hell out of people using flour
• Time to get the hell out of Oly
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• you, radiating out among the crush of people
• Running Out Of Time
• Time Out of Joint
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• The Girl that Time Forgot
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Odd Girl Out
• Pretty girl, ugly dress
• Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
• DC Super Hero Girls: Past Times at Super Hero High
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Dizzy Up the Girl
• I think it's time to find a way outside
• I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
• A metaphor for sex
• made up of wires
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• They made life together, alone in themselves
• An old woman's sentiment is delicately spun, and yet we find it stronger than time
• 95% of the money is made by 5% of the people
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• Is Pandeism just a "made up word"?
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• time out
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Crazy people hanging out at the Carousel
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• find a penny, pick it up
• At time's end we step out of the corn into the cool shadows of the lawn
• How to break your neck and freak people out
• Where did Archie find the time?
• They only come out at night
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• to drive out the clinging, to give it time to soak
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• Fan Out and Find the Focker
• Walking out of other people's prisons
• I dropped out of school to smoke pot full time
• some girls find older chaps pretty kinky
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• The myths I made of those Mexican girls
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Tripping while trying to sneakily check out pretty girls
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
• Find a seashell in the shape of a girl
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• Big Mouth & Ugly Girl
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• The girl with the vagina made of glass
• Girls' Night Out
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Beats Up the Marvel Universe
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Pretty dress, ugly girl
• sometimes during the rainy season they find bones in the gardens
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• I wish they made marshmallow cereal without the cereal
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• People are made of artifice
• They're made out of meat
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• I made some people
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• The Bigger Delusion Is Made Up of Many Smaller Delusions
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• Second Oration, Made to the People
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• Out of Time
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• a little boat made out of a bus ticket
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• silently traversing a window to find oneself in the wet night, staring up
• we're made out of nothing
• I have made up a name for my disease
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• meeting people out of context
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Things people in movies throw out with impunity
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• Why won't people kick both parties out?

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