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• You, standing
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• People want what they cannot have
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• They call it Autumn here, a Christchurch mini-nodermeet
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• They must have faces
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• They Have a Word for It
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• They could have saved Kevin
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I want to have known
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Things men want when they're drunk
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• To Here Knows When
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Stoned music memories
• You were here when I fell asleep
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare
• Don't you wish we would have met when I was fifteen and you were sixteen?
• Live Era '87-'93
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Here We Have Idaho
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• I want to have your abortion
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• When you kill people they die
• I am blind when I want to be
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• They have taken enough
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• They Don't Want Me
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Things to do when technology gets here
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• When I have female children
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• They want me for a focus group!
• Why I want to have children
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• You stole what they would have given you
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• People don't flail when they die
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Eye contact at a distance
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Forget women - here's what men want
• When in Rome: a truly funky place to stay
• Know your pets
• Life is easiest when living on the lawn
• What have you
• When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
• Baptist fear of dancing
• How to survive a heart attack when alone
• Have a buck
• Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Animals people have sex with
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• The Manual (How To Have A Number One - The Easy Way)
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• I have a bad feeling about this
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Remember when you had words for everything?
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• when the story is a bicycle you grip it tight and fly
• Proof that you have 11 fingers
• When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• just to have some human contact
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man

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