"EVIL TEAM? The are not so terriffic!"
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"I am a perfectly ordinary magic goose and I am not at all interested in your electric Waffle Iron"
If you send me postcards I will retaliate in kind!
Ordinary Magic Goose
41 Wolcott St. #3
Everett, MA 02149
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2002.05.10@15:51 radlab0 says evidently, she was so certain she had won, she thought that stripping naked was completely appropriate.
2002.05.10@15:51 Illumina says It was her nakedness that saved her, as she drove down the caramel highway, surrounded by the destruction.
2002.05.10@16:01 radlab0 says she was alive, covered with skin, a fact accentuated by those flayed and dead around her.
2002.05.10@16:03 Illumina says none of the others had seen it coming.from the terrible blue sky, only she, naked for a sign, was protected in her immodesty.
2002.05.10@16:13 radlab0 says So it was, the woman and her car, alive, glistening, proud. They flew along the highway together. They did not look back.
2002.05.10@16:15 Illumina says her companion was mysterious, quixotic. He, too, glistened,though not with the florid glow that she evinced. His was a glisteningthat sounded like mice, like the crushing of small bones.
2002.05.10@17:35 radlab0 says likewise, his reason for nudity did not match the sincerity of hers. "blood washes off of skin more easily than clothing," he thought. He had a plan.
2002.05.10@17:35Illumina says He knew the blood would come, in the intervening days. He knew that, like all things in his life, it would come to blood. But he did not know that she had the secret, for she could bleed without dying, and in doing so, she captured death. She would teach him
2002.05.10@19:37 radlab0 says She would live as she had always lived. He would watch as he had always watched.
How to catch a lion with only a jar, tweezers and binoculars:
1) Wait for the lion
2) On arrival, look through the big end of the binoclars at the lion, which is now very small
3) Use the tweezers to pick up the lion and place it in the bottle.
Noders whom I habitually upvote even before reading their nodes, because they are consistently so damn good: IglooWhite-junkpile-Imprecation-iceowl
THANK YOU WE LIKE HAPPY
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4. Using crayons, paints, scissors, glue, collage materials or any other materials, create a piece of large-denomination paper money, good for making a payment on your karmic debt.
>Thanks for the feedback (are you a dark archon?)
I'm a fucking FRILLY Pink Archon! with matching purse!
These two mix CDs are availible upon request, they will soon be on the E2 Mix-tape lotto:
The Old Mother Hubbard Mix
- Morning - Spinach Featuring Laura Derby
- The Wiseguys - Start The Commotion
- Fatboy Slim - the Rockafeller Skank
- Paul Oakenfold - Fathers Of Sound
- Trance Control - Love And Desire
- Loreena Mckennitt - The Mummers Dance (dna remix)
- Aphex Twin & Underworld - Born Slippy
- Depeche Mode - When Doves Cry
- The Smiths - Girlfriend in a Coma
- Ani DiFranco - Shameless
- Cake - I Will Survive
- Barenaked Ladies - It's All Been Done
- Dar Williams - Iowa (Travelling III)
- Michael Stipe - One
- Machines Of Loving Grace - Golgatha Tenement Blues
- Orbital - Halcyon & on & on (Live Hacker Remix)
- Dead Can Dance - Cantara
- Mila-Mar - Djanga
- Tom Waits - Heigh Ho
- Jane Siberry - It Can't Rain All The TIme
- Dar WIlliams - The Chrisitans And The Pagans
- The Blues Brothers - Rawhide
- R.E.M. - The Lion Sleeps Tonight
- The Neilds - Innertube
- Belle Starz - Iko Iko
- Deep Blue Something - Breakfast At Tiffany's
illumina23 (21:45): together WE ARE SEXY.
illumina23 (21:45): collectively and individually
"If I were a maitre d', I'd suddenly scream at my customer, 'You want the booth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BOOTH!' That is some funny-ass maitre d' humor, I don't mind telling you!"
--Jim Rosenberg, via Kim on alt.fan.cecil-adams
Nodes to Do:
- The Fate of the Vikings in Greenland
- That New Car Smell: Pthalates
- Digital Amplifier
- Amplifier Classification
- Supreme Invoking Ritual of the Pentagram
- Middle Pillar Ritual
- Pagan Motors
- the Atlas of Orpheus
- Tragic Moments Figurines (Teenagers from Outer Space)
- Camille Paglia on Rape
- Living Room
- IT Unions
- Night on Storrow
Forthwith, the categorization:
The Totally Amazing
- Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
- This is the press of a bashful hand, this the float and odor of hair,
- let's get milk faced and hum like rabbits
- Tell me a story about trains
- Nathan, This Is Unacceptable
- where do butterflies go when it rains?
- I will howl in a deep lagoon
- a short history in a long scar
- Watching my mother die
- there were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- Alexander the Great and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad
- There with you
- The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar
- Thank God for the moon
- tiny sections of time which curl into memories
- Love Triangle
- Kissing Rachel goodbye
- Come worship at my temple
- you always left quietly
- The Cold Voice of Metatron
- The Vacuum Seas
The Totally Fucking Funny
- Deep Thoughts
- Things That Rhyme With Orange
- Heisenberg's car keys
- This noder will self-destruct in 24 hours
- The Chewbacca Defense
- A Moose once bit my sister
- Godot! (the musical)
- YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
- stupid jokes
- I like my Coffee the way I like my Women
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
- The evil practice of narcotherapy for attention deficit
- Public Pubic
- viola jokes
- Space Debris Affecting Prayer Transmission
- "oh my god i'm coming" face
- How not to beat Jet Li's kung-fu style in "Fist of legend"
- A Really Big List of Things to Think About.....
- Things that hang from people's mirrors
- With regard to your recent use of the L word
- I like ducks and I think they are really cool
- Super Mario Brothers: A Literary Criticism
- The Belgian Chef: A Cautionary Tale
- DANGER! SANDBOX IS FILLED WITH QUICKSAND! OR CEDAR CHIPS! WE DON'T KNOW WHICH!
- Happy Fun Ball (thing)
- Guard the Donut
- Important Notice to people of USA
- Gollum vs. Regis Philbin
- Why North America is Better than Europe
- The Joy Luck Fight Club
- Rocket Attack USA
The Totally Fucking Wierd
The Totally Fucking Informative
- Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
- fork (idea)
- Faults of the Roman People
- performative linguistics
- Skin Effect
- The Mediterranean Sea once dried up
- the hamster penetration test
The Totally Fucking Miscellanious
- dichotic gender paradigm
- waking up to find a half-naked girl in your bed
- Concise Guide to Forgetting How much You Suck
- 10 questions tell me who I am
- ...and also much cattle.
- The Depeche Mode Drinking Game
- The really frickin long nodename meta node
- That kinda Star Trek emergency power/battle stations lighting sorta thing
- How to handle a radioactive cat
- male g-spot
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Factory Settings (Female)
- Things I learned about myself this week that I want to remember
- How to make the perfect Beef Stroganoff
- The Great Grand E2 Mix-Tape Lotto
- Tu dicis, puer!
- Everything Data Pages
- Exchanging authors
- nice people swallow
- Artichoke Dip - Omigod, Who Made This Stuff?
- The Iron Chef Drinking Game
The Totally Fucking Beautiful
- making love out of nothing at all
- Chelsea Fragments
- i like my body when it is with your
- In Just-
- Overheard On A Saltmarsh
- Cold Cold Ground
- dying of cancer
- wet taxi cab
- Sylvia's Death
- Snow like fire
- Magic words. Magic eyes.
- Backwards Attraction
- But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
- I Am Not Pablo Neruda
- gone stoic in silence: ash and smoke and the wide sunk mud-iron landscape of forever
- When life changes forever
- Snow like fire
- if you could see me cry...
- you said you could hear the galaxy
- softlink poetry
- Gee, You're so Beautiful That It's Starting to Rain
- This is my aura seeping onto your heart; this is you choosing to take it.
- That one makes me scream, she said
The Totally Fucking Cool
- Fuck Blame (idea)
- node naked
- clampe's Mantra of Power
- Even my faults he adores
- Misuse of Elephant Telephones
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- The erotic tales of 'old McMurty': that weird kid's favourite dead dog
- a beautiful girl, a dead man, corn on the cob
- Words to use when playing Hangman with a Mensa member
- The Damnation of Tom Waits
- test yourself - The Princess Bride
- A meme has escaped from Everything2, noders.
- Heavy Water Blues
- for want of a better word than "love"
- Body image and love
- What's with all the "nodegel" stuff?
- My god, it's full of nodegel!
- The Cassandralike experience of aging A little bit of dirt does you good
- Sacred skin
- the stars are listening
- Thanks to Internet Explorer, I am an Amsterdam Voyeur
- You so truly know your inner plankton, it is a revelation
- How I cook bacon
- The The Impotence of Proofreading
- centipede umbrella of mental force
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- fall asleep without thinking of monsters
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- Substitutes for Love
- introspection is probably not as valuable as you think
- the hamster penetration test
- be appropriate
The Totally Fucking Feminist
- dichotic gender paradigm
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- You wear your breasts to their full extent
- The mutual problem of Christians and feminists
- How to watch the stars from a secluded island
- why can't men buy tampons?
- Everything2 Feminist-Speak Project (idea)
- Feminist Vocabulary
- living sex toy
- standard male disclaimer
- It's obvious you've never owned a penis