A densely packed hypnotic rant.

Corrupted from the word alliteration, illiteration is an argumentative paragraph (with the obvious subtext) which repeats a word or phrase until it no longer has any meaning. The repetition and assonance tend to lull the listener into a passified stupor at which point you can take advantage of them and try to sell them something.

Example: Right Guy and The Restaurant
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