• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Your right to swing your fist ends where my nose begins
• I would like to have emotions
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• Life does not end at high school
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I hate myself right now
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• Incomplete two-word sentences with which to end your life
• Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• You stole what they would have given you
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• Right now I am floating
• If I died right now
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I have become furniture in your life
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• What pornos would have us believe
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Right Where You Are Sitting Now
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I really have to do you now
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• We're all Borf in the End
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• You have the right to ask
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Right Here, Right Now
• This is the end of the easy life
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• you would have been
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Would you take your shoes back now?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Something that may have changed my life...
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• If my life were an arcade game
• Your rights end where my feelings begin
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• The Right to Write: An Invitation and Initiation into the Writing Life
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Well You Would Right (user)
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• You Were Right (user)
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• The end is near. Have your cameras ready.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Starling, you were right. I am the jealous kind.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Would you know if you were insane?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• she's dreaming. a perfect life is right there on the pillow
• Yes me, right now
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Full of Life Now
• Right now,
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I see these eyes that lit my life. Now they're cold and dark and gone.
• "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• Right here and now
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
• We're trying to have a baby
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Stoned music memories
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• You have the right to remain silent
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life

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