• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• The night was alive, and so was I
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I would like to have emotions
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• You stole what they would have given you
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• I was alive again
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• What pornos would have us believe
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• Your husband was a great man
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• Ftaires! We have found ftaires!
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I have never felt more alive
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• You seek not what you have found
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• With him it was always like
• you would have been
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I married him because he was not mean
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I found him in my head, reading starlight
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The day I realized what being alive was
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Have you found Jesus?
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I was Chris to him
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• What would EDB do?
• What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
• Alive and Kicking
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• Simple words, simple dreams
• I would do that for you
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I knew silent footfalls would come in handy someday
• skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
• Lost and Found (user)
• would you place bets on my heart
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• I would run to you
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Let them have Festivas
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Why I have tinnitus
• Pretending you have Tourette's syndrome
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I have a punklin and you don't
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• I have to go to the bathroom
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• You have your work cut out for you
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• have (user)
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• we have sought the ugliest things
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• I have just been shot
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Write-up appears to have achieved sentience. Security Protocol B-3L9 activated.
• you have a uterus
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
• To Him She Is A Beauty
• A poem for when I loved him
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• There was an old lady
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Hitler Was A Vegetarian
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• Jesus was a feminist

If you Log in you could create a "If your husband was alive, we would have found him" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.