Findings:
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- we're just trying to figure out what it all means
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- There will be no more stories to read
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- There need to be more powers
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Who Will Be There
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- lost, or trying to be
- And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
- Things never were what they used to be
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- Where's the kaboom?
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- Speed limits were made to be broken
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- Starving in the greenhouse
- Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
- the more realistic we are, the happier we'll be
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- How to be a more productive writer
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- What life after death will really be like
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- On the comet there will be much pie
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- There will be time
- Be careful and don't fall down
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
- Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
- There Must Be Someone
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- Trying to be friends
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- Some things that fly there be
- you had to be there
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
- Be there or be square
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
- If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
- There is some place I need to be
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- Be a problematic duck over there
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
- Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- Let there be another next time
- I am more than the impulse to be seen
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
- in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
- play dumb
- There Will Be Pieces of You
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- University students can be really stupid
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Pray ferverently to what gods there be
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- The end will be a sellout
- If you lived here, you'd be home now
- I want it to be more like the things I write
- If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- all the cute guys will be there
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
- There will never be another you
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
- There ought to be limits to freedom
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- there will be a last
- There Will Be Blood
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- trying to be a feminist
- Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- We used to be more in sync
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- You'd Be Surprised (user)
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Trying to be weird is not enough
- Trying desperately to be cool
- Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
- Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
- If God had a cunt you'd be God
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
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