• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• They really are some out there
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• There will be no more stories to read
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• There need to be more powers
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Gravity really gets me down
• The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
• The more laws there are, the more crime there is
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• You'd Be Surprised (user)
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• So There We Were
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 6
• play dumb
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• Double your theatre wages without really trying
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• More Than Leaves Are Falling
• I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
• There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Be there or be square
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• down in the quarry there is no noise
• And Then There Were None
• What if there were a war, and nobody came?
• Now coming down, out of this swandive, into your arms
• We met in a dream, we were falling off a bridge
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• If there were no birds
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 7
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• London Bridge is Falling Down
• Dropped down, pulled out
• the stars were falling just for him
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• you had to be there
• There is more of me than you imagine
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Things never were what they used to be
• It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• What story down there awaits its end?
• Down and Out In the Magic Kingdom
• Need to get out more
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
• An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• Is anyone out there?
• If you really loved me
• We used to be more in sync
• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• There were times better than this
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 8
• There is a panther stalks me down
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• out there
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Let it out, break it down
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Falling out of love with your best friend
• The more you eat, the more there are
• How to get more out of Psi
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Falling Down
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom Blurbs
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• Who Will Be There
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 9
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Be careful and don't fall down
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• We were never really friends
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
• There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
• My mother and your mother were hanging out clothes
• Somewhere Out There
• How to appreciate jazz without really trying
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom About the book
• Down and Out in Paris
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• As if that were possible, and oh the bitter-sweetness of trying
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There will never be another you
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• Because the city is falling down
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 10
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• The end will be a sellout
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Anybody Out There?
• There is some place I need to be
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom Prologue
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• University students can be really stupid
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Where's the kaboom?
• Somewhere, there's a universe with your name on it, spelled out in consecutive constellations
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom Acknowledgments
• more light for falling in love
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Are You Out There?
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Is that table really there?
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• You'd better sit down

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