Findings:

• The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
• Would that I were a Poet
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If I were Twenty-One I would adjust myself
• some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• I got hit by the pizza man
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• If I were Twenty-One I would take care of my body
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
• If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Hit Man
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• If I Were a Rich Man
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• The Man Who Would Be King
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If I were Twenty-One I would get married
• If I were Twenty-One I would train my mind
• If I were Twenty-One I would study the art of pleasing
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If I were Twenty-One I would save money
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Half-sour pickle
• H.I.T.
• hit in the head
• knife hits
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Get hit with the blocks
• Hit a slab
• Hit the deck
• Hit the flop
• Hit the hump
• Hit the jackpot
• Hit the main line
• Hit the pot
• hit potential
• Hit the Hay
• Smash Hits
• resin hit
• Hit for the cycle
• power hit
• hit and run
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• One Hit Wonder
• 1000000 Hit Points and Maximum Charisma!
• the velocity with which their foreheads hit the floor
• Amy Hit the Atmosphere
• crossover hit
• Hit me up
• shotgun hit
• Ground rush
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• the hidden hit
• 79 Hit! Marvelous!
• hit slut
• getting hit by a guy
• Getting hit by a woman
• hit my bottom
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Boy Hits Car
• hit the nail on the head
• hit the sack
• client-side hit detection
• sleeper hit
• Dean Martin Hits Again
• Hit Somebody
• Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
• 7 ways to reach base without a hit
• Seven hits of acid and you're legally insane
• Saturday Morning Cartoons' Greatest Hits
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• professional hit
• hit by pitch
• The Smashing Pumpkins' Greatest Hits
• If you can't hit the net hit the ref
• How to build an emergency bat
• hit die
• hit (user)
• Hit to Death in the Future Head
• Bob Dylan's Greatest Hits Vol. II
• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• Piero Manzoni
• Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
• Corporations only feel hits to their wallet
• The Shit Hits the Fans
• Once I hit my best friend with a hammer
• shoulder hit
• cache hit
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• massive bong hit (user)
• One Hit Wonderland
• hit the skids
• The Simpsons: Hit and Run
• hit
• Counter hit
• Hits from the Bong
• pinch hit
• Korn's Greatest Hits Vol. I
• Libyan Hit Squad
• hit the switch
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• Anatomy of a relationship, as interpreted by 80s music hits
• When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• You mean the me that you would be
• Cancer Man
• Burning Man
• Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
• Kool-Aid Man
• Nowhere Man
• Blue Man Group
• Well-Manicured Man
• The Man of La Mancha
• The Mythical Man-Month
• Son of Man
• Notre Dame Man
• Man of the Century
• The Gingerbread Man
• Terminal Man
• Man Bites Dog
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• old man
• Puma Man
• Little Big Man
• Impressing a man
• man page
• Particle Man
• Man... or Astro-man?
• marked man
• Iron Man
• Jeff Mann
• The Hanged Man
• The Five Ages Of Man
• Thomas Mann
• Mega Man
• Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

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