Findings:

• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• Hit Man
• I got hit by the pizza man
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Half-sour pickle
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• If I Were a Rich Man
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Would that I were a Poet
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• Some advice on being a man, courtesy Grandpa
• Calling a Gay Man a Fairy
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• when we were children
• I wouldn't try that if I were you
• Multi-user capabilities were added to UNIX during an all-night drinking binge at AT&T's Bell Labs
• When We Were Orphans
• If I Were King
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• It's been years since we were born
• We're Going On A Bear Hunt
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• We're Humans from Earth
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• What Would Cthulhu Do?
• What would you do with $86,400 a day?
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• denial would serve for another day
• Hit the pot
• Getting hit by a woman
• hit by pitch
• When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
• Well-Manicured Man
• Maytag Repairman
• The Man with two Brains
• The Tollund Man
• Man and Manta
• Demolitions Man
• Savage, barbarian, civilized man
• The enlightened man
• Better Man
• The Invisible Man (chapter14)
• Tormenting the Pizza Man
• condom man page
• Dead Man's Hand
• A Good Man is Hard to Find
• The Skinny on Cool Man Eddie
• little man (user)
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Walking Man 3
• A Man of the World
• Intelligence Manned Interface
• O Lucky Man!
• The L.A. guitar man
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Linda Mann
• the third man (user)
• Leverkühn's Deal With the Devil in Mann's Doctor Faustus
• Rockman and Forte
• OMAC, the One Man Army Corps
• Woman Driving, Man Sleeping
• Pope Lick goat man
• Stinko Man
• Steve Mann
• Marathon Man
• mountain man
• Selsdon Man
• Oration on the Dignity of Man
• Man to Man
• The Man in the Hole
• man asdona (user)
• sex man (user)
• The Ascent of Man
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• As if either one of us were happy
• We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• Her eyes were beautiful in the moonlight
• throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
• You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
• the linear and the docile go feral at her command. we're on the run from rogue rivers and predatory trains.
• As if we were centuries late delivering on a promise.
• We're both tops
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Punk rock and classical would make a kickass combination
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Could/can vs Would/will
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• How Would Jesus Go Batshit on Coke, Liquor, and Whores
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Smash Hits
• I hit college
• Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• man of letters
• Here Comes Your Man
• Secret Agent Man
• The Flea and the Man
• Muscle man
• Give a man a fish
• Signs of the Times: Deconstruction and the Fall of Paul de Man
• The Man with No Enemies
• the superior man
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Man of Zeal (user)
• The Invisible Man (chapter25)
• Dead Man's Curve
• Eggplant Man (user)
• Pants are a tool of the Man
• Dog-Headed Man
• The man of the house
• Meditation VI: Of the Existence of Material Things, and of the real Distinction between the Soul and Body of Man
• achtung man (user)
• The Laughing Man
• The Parabolic Man
• Mullet Man (user)
• Unix Man
• The Tenth Man
• The Man of the Crowd
• John is a man of UNIX
• welder man (user)
• How I Wrote Elastic Man
• Mega Man: The Wily Wars
• Standover Man
• Frozen Man

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