Findings:
- OBAFGKM
- Helping people cheat
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- The Girls Guide to Getting Guys: The Double-Edged Sword
- If a girl offers you her cheek, kiss her neck
- 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
- If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
- Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
- Kiss Me, Kate
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Kiss Me, Judas
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- Kiss me once and never again
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
- The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- You're not the boss of me
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
- I'd elope if I were you
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- If you really loved me
- Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- when you're ready to touch me again
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
- Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- Things guys think girls should know
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- I'm glad you're here.
- Jenny Kissed Me
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
- Guys who play guitar to get girls
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
- Kiss Me Baby
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- Girl All The Bad Guys Want
- As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
- Why guys fancy younger girls
- I Kissed a Girl
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
- kiss me quick
- Thursdays were created to torture me
- Two Guys and a Girl
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- Kiss me quick, squeeze me slowly!
- What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- You're like a brother to me
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- You were always so good to me
- The Girl I Left Behind Me
- I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- Things girls think guys should know
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- two girls and a guy
- Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
- Smile at guys, for me
- her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
- I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- if kisses were horses
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- Kiss Me Deadly
- Kiss Me, Stupid
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- He Hate Me
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- You're such a pretty girl
- The girl who cried 'rape me'
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- Yesterday I kissed the girl I love
- Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
- Kiss Me
- Dreamed I Kissed a Blonde Girl
- Punish me with kisses
- you kissed me on that night you can't remember
- give the devil a kiss from me
- There are a million girls like me out there
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- If you're hungry, blame me
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- The Girl Was a Guy
- Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)
- (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
- let me hate for you
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
- think of me now
- comfort girl
- The Traveling Me (user)
- The first time I asked a girl to dance
- U READY 4 ME (user)
- I could use a muse like you to amuse me
- Sussex girls have the longest legs
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- slicks-chap girl (user)
- Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- Naked Girls Reading
- In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
- To the girl I will meet someday
- hurt me more (user)
- Make Me Bad
- The girl who hangs the sun
- Stop killing me now
- Some guy named Chris (user)
- why me
- Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
- Guys and Dolls
- West Country Guy (user)
- Richard K. Guy
- Cranky Media Guy (user)
- Trouble me
- There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
- a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
- That One Guy
- You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
- mr nice guy (user)
- Flower Month
- The Missed Connections Guy
- Those were the days
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