• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• How do you make God laugh?
• If there is a God, I hate her
• why she makes her wishes at 7:07
• Crunch all you want, we'll make more
• I cannot find the right words to tell her this
• I Want To Chew The Same Flavor Gum That God Chews
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Tell Stacey I love her
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• One word that will make others laugh
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• What makes her so cute?
• I walked for a thousand miles to hear her laugh, then serenaded her in a field of fireflies.
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• God can do what he wants
• Why you don't want to piss her off
• She's beautiful in ways that make her seem fleeting
• "I want to make the milk," or, More Tales from Youth
• God Wants You Dead
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• Make the Moon Cover her Blushing Face
• I want to napalm an area the size of Kansas and laugh at the inadequacy of the word "immolate"
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• tell God I said 'hi'
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• Live Era '87-'93
• Who makes God's rules?
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• You tell me this is God?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I don't want to see her
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• My mother wants her mother to die
• And then God laughed like Hell
• Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• God's will v. God's plan
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• The Adventures of The Black Girl In Her Search For God
• Tell Laura I love her
• Want (the state of not having her)
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• Your clumsy propaganda only makes us laugh
• tell her your feelings
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Don't tell me about her
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• I Want to Tell You
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• Introducing a ladder to a plan makes it a caper
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• God Wants You! (for the 3rd Crusade)
• The earth's tears make her smiles bloom
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I want my mommy
• City of God Book XI
• What do you want to see happen?
• City of God Book XXII
• Things men want when they're drunk
• Of Gods and Men: Conclusions and Culminations
• Do you want to get slapped?
• Perfect Game of Robotron Achieved by God
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• God fashioned the ship of the world carefully
• A Leprechaun wants to marry you
• We Praise Thee, O God, Our Redeemer
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• If God was willing to let it be
• M.A.S.H.: how to play and why you'd want to
• Mark Burgess and the Sons of God
• Would you want to live there?
• If God has a dwelling place, it is in libraries
• You want some more?
• God of the Witches
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• Convex-Concave God Hall
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• God Hates Figs
• tink wants it (user)
• Do Sleeping Gods Lie?
• I wanted to do it again
• Because I do not want to forget
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• I want to write poetry
• Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
• Mister Chu has wanted a particular type of chair
• Edward Feser's completely male God
• The Woman and Her Hen
• His 'N' Hers
• Pig on her back
• Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
• From Her to Eternity
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Documenta, the Child-Bride, bares her legs for the Ravenous Wolves of the Grey Hour
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• Tender girl sipping and planning out her future
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• The naked woman raises herself on her elbow and continues her monologue in the direction of the bath
• I can't find her in this house of dust and bones
• A Leela of Her Own
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• putting down her palette and brushes
• Her Purple Satin Thigh
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• And occasional belly laughs
• How to make brown
• Make your keyboard's "Windows Keys" into "Super" shift keys for (X)Emacs
• Alfredo sauce
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• Ideally, the words should make sense
• make install
• Making a flame appear from your hand
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• math makes me smile
• make clean
• Public service commercials that accidentally make you an asshole
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Making a railgun
• Let's All Make Believe
• How to make electroclash
• All Altruists Gladly Make Gum In Gallon Tanks
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
• The Weird Resurrection of the Frog that Makes the Rain
• how to make a spider
• Similes To Make You Smile
• Plan 9 from Outer Space
• The Dismemberment Plan
• The Dillinger Escape Plan
• How to plan your escape from a relationship
• A People's History of The Dismemberment Plan
• God of War

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