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• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• You've been warned.
• will do (user)
• you know you've been caught
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• You will try.
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• I never know what to do with my hands
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I've been duped by Satan!
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• By the Time I Get to Phoenix
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
• Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• I will do science to it
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• You will get yours
• Take life by the hand
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Do What You Will
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• Life will get easier
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• The bomber will always get through
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• love like you've never been hurt
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• You've Been Dumped
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Doutzen Kroes gets rejected by Darwin Dating
• Why do you want to get married?
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• You know you've been away from home too long
• notes written by hand
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Do what you will. I will
• five will get you ten
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
• I will not deny my hands
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Card counter
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• The sight of happy couples walking hand in hand, and the feeling of despair that is engendered by watching them
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Now my bed has been crushed by nodeshells
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Take Your Partner by the Hand
• Hiking to see an alpine lake untouched by human hand
• Things to do when technology gets here
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
• You will not reach enlightenment by reading things
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Touched by the Hand of God
• What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Things that you will do in an emergency situation
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• So you've been diagnosed with a trendy mental illness
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• 15 will get you 20
• Craving a smoke
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Eating only rice to get by
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Cheap tricks parents try to get away with
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• You're All I Need to Get By
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Do you want to get slapped?
• How do you get there?
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• Changing standards of male beauty purely by force of will
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• the cats decide to listen to vinyl and do the laundry with a poem by Emily Dickinson
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Go by hand
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• The old hands you’ve baked around hers

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