Findings:
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- kill him dead; don't call me
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- By the way, where'd you meet him?
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- Then I poked him in his sunburn
- I never learned how to stop loving him
- then I hugged him
- Better than kicking him into next week
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
- The Gas Station
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
- A day without him is three months long
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- Let him gather thee cherries that got thee with child
- To let him know
- She thought about giving him her heart
- To Anthea, who may command him Anything
- Atli bids the Giukings to him
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- I hadn't told him
- you can't love him anymore.
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- How to cross the road in Europe
- Gas station promotions
- Crown Him with Many Crowns
- Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
- Don't feel bad to call him black
- Inspiring Him
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- How to kill a Sim
- Roses in glass tubes at gas stations
- That Thou Art Mindful Of Him
- Can I eat him, boss?
- To Him She Is A Beauty
- A poem for when I loved him
- How to meet the most girls
- How to set up and operate a road checkpoint
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- How to kill brain cells
- Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
- Is she really going out with him?
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Evangelist directs him
- Lui: A View of Him
- I never heard him say "I love you"
- The "Priest" They Called Him
- Professionals HATE him!
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- Kill the lights in the middle of the road
- a well-placed nail to the temporal lobe guarantees him a lifetime of first impressions
- i smile at him
- i told him to write poetry on my arms
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- gas station
- Free car wash at the gas station
- You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
- To the Not Impossible Him
- a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- Kissing Him
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
- as much as time to him reveals
- She's All My Fancy Painted Him
- A day without him is three years long
- o come let us adore him
- Play him off, Keyboard Cat
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- Worship Him
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- How to kill, pluck and dress a chicken
- Is another gas station really what we need?
- Divine hunger sustains him
- If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
- Tell him, she told me
- How To Meet Girls
- How to build a cocktail gaming station
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- You want that I should rough him up?
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The sights there shown him
- As Nature Made Him
- What makes him so goddamned special?
- To Know Him Is to Love Him
- As she waits to tell him
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- a poem for a boy before I met him
- I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- His mother is slowly killing him.
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- I know him cince I k (user)
- We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
- How to cross the road in Montreal
- If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
- Gas Station Church
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- HIM (user)
- Him, the harbinger of Nothing
- Jean-Paul Sartre and the student who came to him for advice.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- How to cross the road in Malaysia
- Gas Station Love Story
- For Him I Sing
- For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
- The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
- I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
- i love him (user)
- How to Kill a Republicon Senator
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- How Far To Turn
- Gas station snack and beverage phenomenon
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- him will I blot out of my book
- So how did you two meet?
- How to kill a Terminator
- Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
- Seeking the recluse but not finding him
- How to kill that mocking bird outside your window
- When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
- Time to nuke Dr. Radiation and and take him back to Radioactive Jail!
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- where the rubber meets the road
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- How to kill your mates on Everything2
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- How to kill a person with a newspaper
- Just give him the damned fish
- She says kill. I say how many.
- Heart! We Will Forget Him!
- Send him to Detroit!
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I never saw him again
- There is none like unto Him
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- How to kill a clown
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