Findings:
- Something for Now
- Something Happens
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- Where is that moment now?
- how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
- Haunted by the specters of something that hasn't happened
- Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
- You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- Something Happened
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
- Camp Kill Yourself
- And Now for Something Completely Different
- Something Happened: The Pacific NorthWest E2 Gathering
- Sometimes, a Wonderful Thing Happens
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- Kill Yourself
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- what happens now
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- Everything happens now
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
- Why not just kill yourself?
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- What happens now?
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- To Kill Yourself with a Cannonball
- Now and just this moment, as is, in the present. Yes.
- In a moment close to now
- My few moments of wonderful
- Now here it is, your moment of Zen
- kill me now (user)
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
- Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
- Something Wonderful
- Now give me something you need to remember!
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- Something was about to happen.
- Something glorious is about to happen. A reckoning.
- The Moment When Nothing Happened
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- What's going to happen next?
- Amazingly long sentences
- happen
- Shit happens
- This will never happen
- What happens to milk after cheese?
- As It Happens
- What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- What happens if somebody messes up in lab
- You Know What Happens
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
- What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- What do you want to see happen?
- can't happen
- What if it never happened?
- What Happens to Dead Muppets?
- True love happens
- The Big Bang happened here
- A boating accident waiting to happen
- Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
- What happens to a dream deferred?
- The Second Coming of Christ already happened
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- overnight success does not happen overnight
- I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
- Whatever happened to acid rain?
- Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
- Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
- What would happen to your beer in outer space?
- How it would happen
- Whatever happened to the Burger King?
- What happens if you're too nice?
- A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- Legal Linux DVD players: What happened?
- Cheer up luv, it might never happen
- What the hell happens to E2 at 2:15am PDT?
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- It Happened One Night
- What happens when you get too lonely
- What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- What happens if you question your existence?
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- How could this happen?
- cliches happen
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- Accidents Never Happen
- What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
- What happened to us, poisoned by truth
- What happened to claymation?
- If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
- It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
- How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- What happens to nice girls?
- It Can't Happen Here
- Everything Happens at Night
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
- Accidents will happen
- If you told me this never happened
- Nothing Much Happens
- What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
- Whatever Happened to The Likely Lads?
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- The Dreadful Has Happened
- What's happened to Polytheism recently?
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Level 2
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
- What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
- What happens in a car crash
- How could God let this happen?
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- No evil can happen
- Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
- Strange Things Sometimes Still Happen
- what happened wasn't necessarily an accident
- What if nothing happens
- What happens when a crane touches a power line
- Whatever happened to peace on Earth
- What can happen if you accidentally commit plagiarism
- Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?
- What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
- A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
- What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- An accident impatient to happen
- This is When it Happens
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- It happens every day
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- Bad things that happened on Christmas Day
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- This happens all the time
- What will happen after humans are extinct?
- What's The Worst That Could Happen?
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
- All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
- A Lot Can Happen
- What the hell happened to us?
- What Happens in Vegas
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- Stuff Happens
- All you ever did was let it happen
- What really happened during the E2 civil war
- based on events that may have happened
- Nothing happens.
- What the hell ever happened to our rights?
- Making memories of things that haven't happened yet
- Why does prostitution happen?
- Such things do not happen in this country
- worse things have happened to better people
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