Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If you hear only one song this year, there's something seriously wrong with you"

• there is only one soul
• There is only one electron
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• There is only ONE God
• There can be only one
• There is only one season in Houston
• There is only one emotion with a built in safety feature
• unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• One Night Only
• There's Something About Mary
• there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
• Oh, Is There Not One Maiden Breast
• The Only Ones
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• There is no terrorism. There is only war.
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Blue hair isn't only weird-looking; it's wrong
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• IPO, company parking lot one year later
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• There is something about airports and bus terminals
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• only when you cannot hear
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• There is no "One", either
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• One Thousand Years of Darkness
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• There are only 86,000 eligible men in Australia
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• There are only nine meals between mankind and anarchy
• there is nothing you keep, there is only a reflection
• #9ZZZZ: There is only badger
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Say...there's something wrong with your monitor
• There's something about a funeral
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• There is something you don’t want to say
• There's something in the water
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• It's only love: at the end of the day, there are still thunderstorms and sunsets
• I can hear the bloody year
• A Widow for One Year
• Batman: Year One
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• There's one born again every minute
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• A Year at the Movies: One Man's Filmgoing Odyssey
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• Famous people with only one testicle
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
• It furthers one to undertake something
• HULK IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!
• a song you can barely hear
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• One Pretty Song (user)
• One year, just.
• A fever of one day's continuance only
• One Million Years B.C.
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• There are no rules in language, only regularities
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• There is only now
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• There is no suck, only blow
• There's a void in your eyes that only you cannot see
• There is only trust, and peace, and water
• there are no paradoxes, only false assumptions
• Opportunity: Only Three Hundred Twenty Six Light Years Away
• There are only three kinds of people
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• There is no data, only XUL.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Notion that something is terribly wrong
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• There is no rejection, there is only redirection.
• Why is there something rather than nothing?
• There's Something Going On
• If they would only choose to hear it
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• There's something there
• there are no preferences. there is only understanding.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• One year old
• it's comforting to hear the old songs sung
• There's no point unless you make one
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• I remember, there was one
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• Words that only have one context
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• Two voices are there: one is of the deep;
• Hitler has only got one ball
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• One hour there was sunlight
• seven years for one afternoon of blissful transgression
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
• New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• One Million Years A.D.
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• Adventures in veterinary school: Year One
• There was no one waiting for me...
• We only eat the stupid ones
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• the only one (user)
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• Athens, Ohio. Year One
• None of you are there. No one is there.
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• is there no one who answers the call?
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• isn't there more than one book
• Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
• one and only (user)
• One Hundred Years of Solitude
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• Something I thought only I thought about
• the world is made of only one thing, and the other one is perspective
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• There are only these moments strong and fiery. The rest is love and your imminent departure.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?

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