Findings:

• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Shit or Go Blind
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Blind and deaf boy's language
• Disengage Quickly or the Seams Will Become Transparent
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Beauty with love, false or true
• Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• At Home Or Abroad And Anywhere In Between
• Neanderthal race, or man
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• homage or satire
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
• The insertion of words or passages in writings.
• Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
• Watch the map become the territory
• Why it has become easier to program a virus
• How to become a Jedi
• Donny Becomes a Man
• Copy files. Trace it. Become a wizard.
• The Blind Man and the Whelp
• Blind faith in Science is just as bad as blind faith in Religion
• In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king
• selectively deaf
• If I had a nickel...
• Jobs I've Had
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
• You Had It Coming
• And had to do with goblin merchant men
• Smith where Jones had had had had had had had had had had had the most votes
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• Dead or Alive
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
• The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Bad or missing command interpreter
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• St. Distaff's Day; or the Morrow after Twelfth-Day
• Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• Lachrimæ, or Seven Teares
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• Nicorette, or: False Gods
• Pumpkin (or Sweet Potato) Fry Bread
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• "The cynic's path" or "Chronicles of a knight in sour armor"
• How to become a rock star
• What Becomes of the Brokenhearted
• We Will Become Silhouettes
• Become What You Are
• The Story of the Blind Baba-Abdalla
• The Parable of the Blind
• blind (user)
• house training a dog if you're blind
• deaf vs. Deaf
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• The Spirit had other plans
• We had a record label
• The Monkey that had a Mobile Phone
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Take it or leave it
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• Should I stay or should I go?
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Or were they chords of sun?
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Dead or Alive 2
• Indiana Jones' Crusade for the Perfect Female, or Why We Go Grail-Hunting
• For Love or Money
• Brown Fricasseed Chicken or Rabbit
• How to herd people in public
• push or knock
• Bismarck or Britain?
• You, standing
• Read Or Die : The TV Series
• Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
• Root pig or die
• To poll or not to poll, that is the question. (e2poll)
• gsn or? (user)
• The Seven (or so) Deadly Temptations (e2poll)
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
• E2 has become my Internet
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• how to become a better
• Third Eye Blind
• Blind Carbon Copy
• Blind essay
• Blind Tiger
• Deaf Education in the United States
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• I just had this thought of summer past
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• If the son of Adam had a mountain of gold
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• I had every intention of moving forward.
• Large enough I had to count it in stones
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
• High speed car chase through a residential area, or: Why you shouldn't piss off a Mexican with a gun
• Letters or Symbols?
• Crustless spinach or broccoli quiche
• DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
• How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
• William Orr
• Is this poetry or crap?
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• Pepper steak fajitas or something
• Colour or Country
• Käsewähe
• Soto Ajam
• Flavour or presentation?
• To drive or not to drive
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• Alastor: Or, the Spirit of Solitude
• Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• I need your pain or I will not live
• Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
• bicurious or bipolar regarding hot beverages
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• Not every boy thrown to the wolves becomes a hero.
• Are we then to become Cannibals for that reason?
• Eliminate your blind spots
• Do blind people dream?
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• Deaf in one ear
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people

If you Log in you could create a "If you had to become deaf or blind.." node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.