• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• Too good to be true
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• I want to be sexy too!
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• you had to be there
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• yeah, I know you wanted it to be about fucking
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• she had already found her party
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• The notion that nature can be calculated inevitably leads to the conclusion that humans too can be reduced to basic mechanical parts
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• You're too good to be human
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• You're too young to be so old
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• No place I'd rather be
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• My girlfriend and her pillow
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• I'd like some dreams too
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• She was too beautiful to be human
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• The leaves are falling too fast
• To be rich is glorious
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• Watch your step, a step too soon
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Independent media are biased too
• Automobile tire pressure
• We get too tense when we drive
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Too close to home
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Everybody is in too many pieces
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• I love you, too
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Be Five
• If I could be someone
• How to be a troll
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I am blind when I want to be
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Ashamed to be Australian
• The MTA That Used To Be
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I want to be caught
• What seems to be the problem officer?
• Sindarin "to be"
• So you want to be evil
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• How to be a badass
• How to be a geek
• How to be a professional public transit passenger
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• The weft, the fabric yet to be, stretches away.
• Be ye perfect
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I be Poltergeist
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• Vegas stories: My first girlfriend's wedding
• New Girlfriend
• Canadian girlfriend
• Questions I have had today
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
• Remember when you had words for everything?
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• Her braid; I obeyed
• Her back
• I met Death face to face, and I mocked her!
• She flies with her own wings
• A soft wonder bites her lips
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
• By Appointment to Her Majesty The Queen
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• Kitty interrupts his murky float with the nail gun splash of her stiletto song
• I seduced her with late night laboratory thunder!
• The one the queen keeps her eye on
• And she, with her beautiful words and such a fire burning inside
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• her face forms in summertime
• World In Her Eyes
• She is willing to attempt to retrieve the data. Go with her.
• to be
• state ID
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• 666, The Antichrist in the new European ID cards
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• You are taking yourself too seriously
• it'll be on the test
• Too much spring
• You might be a moogle...
• Too much bandwidth
• It's OK to be a healthy geek
• think too much (user)
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Too much bad poetry on E2
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Bus drivers are people too
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself

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