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• Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• Canada is burning. Nevertheless, the nomads are not mad, they just go somewhere else.
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Somewhere Else (e2poll)
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Don't go into the basement
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
• all lost things must go somewhere
• Somewhere Else
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• I don't think I like love
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Don't Go Away
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• I don't like grass
• Don't go away mad
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• please don't go
• if you subscribe to a single school, then you don't understand
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
• And then God laughed like Hell
• Crazy Is Just Like Anything Else
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I DON'T quit
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I don't see like you
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Don't go off at half-cock
• Don't go to North O
• we don't move with the waves. The two of us, a quiet ocean roaring somewhere in its depths
• i don't like christmas
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• love like you don't need the money
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• Go like the clappers
• And then you made the world go away for a little while
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• all words go somewhere and nothing is ever lost
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I hold you where no one else can go
• if dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• I don't like moving.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• Don't do that then!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• I don't want to go home
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Don't You Go to Far Zamboanga
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I don't think I like your system
• I don't know what else to do
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• If you don't like it, leave
• I don't like my smile
• Work like you don't need the money
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• don't go to the hospital for hospitality
• tuesdays don't go anywhere (document)
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Why I don't go to the South
• I don't like the drugs
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Don't go out without a coat
• Don't go there! (category)
• Don't go overboard
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• I don't want to go back to work
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• It's like you don't carrot all
• Be different, just like everyone else
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• our machines don't go that way
• Everything is a bit like everything else
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
• Pain is not negated by the presence of a greater pain somewhere else in the universe
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Like no place else
• college radio
• Providence College
• Calvin College
• college loan
• Selwyn College, Cambridge
• Pennsylvania College of Technology
• College staple foods
• since then it's been a book you read in reverse
• Boston College
• Bard College
• Dropping out of college is scary
• The College of New Jersey
• Public liberal arts college
• National Junior College
• Hate crime hoaxes in American colleges
• Grinnell College
• I am now a college graduate
• New College
• College a cappella
• College Guy Casserole
• Clown College
• Ithaca College
• Text of Commencement Address at Bard College, May 25th, 1996
• Brothers College

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