Findings:
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- How to say "Nice to meet you"
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- Have Your Say
- Baptist fear of dancing
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- Don't say the B-word
- Say, lad, have you things to do?
- If you can say something nice, do
- keep looking until you don't see anything at all
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I don't have a television set
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- I don't believe in anything
- Don't say I didn't warn you
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Capitalize, please
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Say Anything
- It don't mean anything moves
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- No one says anything important during the day
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- You don't have to remember my name
- You Don't Say
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Don't say no
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- don't say the words
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- Don't Say You Love Me
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- This is why we can't have nice things
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- I can't say anything to you.
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- Stoned music memories
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- So you don't have to
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- "Don't worry," he says
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Have a nice day
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- I have too much to say
- A reason to drink
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- No, I don't have channel 11
- You don't have any real problems
- Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Cats don't have brakes
- I don't always want you to be nice
- Baptist jokes
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Why don't I have votes today?
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Dogs that have owned me
- Have you no sense of decency, sir?
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- Plants HAve Rights, Too!
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- You have a heart of ultimate and universal fear
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- Not tonight, I have a headache
- She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- When living we have need of Death
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- I Think I Should Have Loved You
- Heart, have no pity
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Nice Vape
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
- It was nice working with you
- Nice wings
- "It takes people to win," says obscenely wealthy CEO
- The kind of thing mom says
- Say good night, Gracie
- Do you want to say something with that song?
- Anything That Moves
- I say to you: Make perfect your will.
- How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
- He had something to say. He said it.
- I'll do anything to pass
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