• Millions now living will never die
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• five will get you ten
• Will Night Never Come?
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Life will get easier
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• If you don't softlink it, I will
• I told you I love you, now get out
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• we can give up, but the world never will
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• 15 will get you 20
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• You just don't get it
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Marks which will never be broken
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• This will never happen
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• Now or Never
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• Rape committed by women
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• You can never get away from yourself
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• I never get mail
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Don't look now
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• My love will never die
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• Never get involved in a land war in Asia
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Stoned music memories
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• It will get better
• deep-set charcoal eyes that will never forget
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Fermat will never find solace of yes
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• There will never be another you
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• You will get yours
• A Letter I Will Never Send
• I will never take a man underwear shopping
• You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
• It will never be just you
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• I will never drink root beer again
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• I don't get it
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Things that we will never use
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• This dream is tied to a horse that will never tire
• Now I get it
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
• You'll never get away with this!
• The bomber will always get through
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• emotions others don't get to see
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• If it ain't broke, don't fix it
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• Dont come near me (user)
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• don't cry over spoiled milk
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• Everything will be alright
• Ice Girls Don't
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• We don't make good wives
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Boots that will induce a mindfuck
• honey badger don't care
• Get drunk on History
• Get Smart
• Get hip
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• It's easier to get a HANDGUN in this state than your driver's license!
• How to get the attention of unruly school children
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Unscrewing a bottle cap
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• The Get Back project
• Crying does not get you out of a ticket
• Getting small animals out of the walls
• Getting free computer parts
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt

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