Findings:

• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Herbs to help you get a job
• Where to get help with Linux
• Please please please let me get what I want
• I don't get it
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Please help me!
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Stoned music memories
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• emotions others don't get to see
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• You don't get a song
• help, don't hurt (user)
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Rape committed by women
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• If vodka, tar and sauna don't help, the disease leads to death.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Time Travelers please help!
• Somewhere in Pennsylvania, another angel gets its wings
• I don't get many things right the first time
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• You just don't get it
• help, don't hurt! (user)
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• don't rely on us to get you high
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• I don't want to get over you
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Get Real
• Get out the crying towel
• D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
• Let's Get Killed
• Get my groove on
• Please Don't Destroy
• Get the finger put on
• Get off the gun
• Get a real computer!
• Get it up
• Please don't send your resume
• The drugs get you ready
• How to get it
• The early bird gets the worm
• get well card
• As Good as it Gets
• Get a tail
• Get around
• Get hours
• get a clue
• Get rich quick
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
• You get what you pay for
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Get your rocks off
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• please don't go
• Get a fat lip
• Get a load of
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• Get a break
• Get hit with
• Get hip
• Get a valentine
• How to get people to leave you alone
• Get under the bed
• Get off the nut
• Get hit with the blocks
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• The Universe always gets the first move
• An angel gets its wings
• Craving a smoke
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Please Don't Bury Me
• we don't move with the waves. The two of us, a quiet ocean roaring somewhere in its depths
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Get Happy!
• Get over it
• get
• get drunk
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• Can we all just get along?
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Get it on
• You can't get there from here
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• it gets thick
• I never get mail
• get a wiggle on
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Get drunk on History
• Jack Gets Up
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get used to it
• get with the program
• 15 will get you 20
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• Get Smart
• Get a bit chopped

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