• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• you can't have it both ways
• I can't wait until I join it.
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• You Can't Have Mary
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Media-created icons shouldn't take place of spirituality
• You Can't Take It with You
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• You can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• This is why we can't have nice things
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• You can't have everything
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• The A I shouldn't have gotten
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• if I can't have silence
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• If you can't beat them, join them
• You can't cross the same river twice
• Sally Can't Dance
• you can't unring a bell
• you can't call her wifey if you met her at the freaknic
• you can't build a mental picture of someone you love
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Have You Ever Walked?
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Something I Can Never Have
• Atheists have no support group
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• General sexuality newsgroup
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Have You Fed the Fish?
• My paintings are all I have
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• Have fun torturing your fellow man
• a dream you did not have
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• I have a wheeled suitcase
• That was a joke, son.
• Declan the Humble Crab
• the great practical joke feud
• Engineering jokes
• Why you shouldn't smoke immediately after surgery
• Take it or leave it
• Big Dogs In Pink Mumus Take Turns With Silly Sisters Of Ferrets, K?
• take the loss
• It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
• Grandpa Takes a Walk
• How to take photographs of objects
• Take Two Interactive
• Take a potato!
• Look inside girl, let the sound take you away
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Take Off
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• I can't get comfortable here
• Elephants can't jump
• You can't go there anymore
• You can't unscramble scrambled eggs
• You can't walk with Armageddon in your headspace
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Baptist jokes
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• We have learned our lessons well
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Celebrities I have served
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Cats don't have brakes
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• we have to talk
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• I have had enough of Survivor
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I have become furniture in your life
• Making islands to have new seashores
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• May I Have This Dance?
• Join The French Foreign Legion
• saxophone jokes
• Navy Newbie Jokes
• The Drunk Joke
• The Cosmic Joke
• Beef: it's what's for starvation
• Take the Drink
• Take Back the Night
• Take only photos, leave only footprints
• Taking a multiple choice test
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Never take a bug out of a socket with a fork
• World Take Good Notice
• The pictures that I didn't take
• You've got to take the rough with the smooth
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• We should take photos together sometime
• Would you take your shoes back now?
• She'll take you as far as she goes
• can't happen
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You can't love with half a heart
• you can't polish a turd
• Drinks in which you can't taste the alcohol
• The Cant
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• If You Can't See My Mirrors (Then I Can't See You)
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Justice and piety have vanished
• I have no complaint
• We're trying to have a baby
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Have brain, will travel
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• Have Blue
• What pornos would have us believe
• And All That Could Have Been
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why,

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