• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Somebody once asked me...
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• They asked me to write a letter
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Ask Me Why
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask me about Loom
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• let me ask (user)
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Take Me Down
• .25(Brain) + .75(Other Memories) = Me
• Fight me, Jimmy!
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
• Call Me Persephone
• The meatless burgers my mother invented specifically for me
• Though you can tell me
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Give Me Strength
• Comin' to carry me home
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• 1.) Everything is beautiful; 2.) Except me
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• Beauty surrounds me
• Excite me
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Eat me beat me lady
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
• Singing softly to me
• Me and Edith Head
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Pandora sent it to me, C.O.D.
• You know you want me, baby!
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• Bleed Like Me
• Me and You and Everyone We Know
• I felt the heat and cold of the microwave chatter in the air around me
• Before Me
• Evil is me (user)
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• talk me (user)
• You move me to completion
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• he calls me monster
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• He has redefined me, again and again
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Asking for a favor
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• Ask Google
• askk (user)
• Ask yourself, "Is this node as literate as those that precede mine?"
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• You Really Got Me
• they're all the same except for me
• Fly Me to the Moon
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Too many mes
• Wash Me!
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• Don't call me Asian
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Adam and Eve and Pinch Me
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• Can You Fill Me In?
• hold me tighter
• Killing Me Softly
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• Tell me about your faith
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Give me back my bike!
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• Halfway buried, lend me a hand
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• A crow shook down on me
• The Buddhist is drained from me
• These people are still happening to me
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Tickle Me Elmo
• Against Me!
• Pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth
• Pentax ME Super
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Me and my baby at the Phil Collins concert
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• ME IN LOVE (user)
• Yo Ho, Me Hearties (user)
• Kiss Me, Judas
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• eyed me like a female mantis
• Please, Call me Honky
• He that is not with me is against me.
• give me your most honest smile
• Experience tells me not to try
• Give me your knees
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Do you think it's me?
• A more delicate and biddable me
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• an ache you would ask for
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• Someone please kill me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• My Mom buys me diet pills
• Tandem impetravi ut egomet me corrumperem
• offend me
• Bangor, Maine
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Blow me down!
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• how my computer nearly killed me
• Bicycle wrecks are good for me
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• O Strive not still to heap disdain on me
• Via con me
• Hold me closer and say you love me
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• What in the world has come over me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• I Know Not How It Falls on Me
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Take Me Down to the Infirmary
• Fill for me a brimming bowl full of stories
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• Just Let Me Breathe
• Your Body Above Me

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