• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• You're either with us or you're against us
• you're never anywhere i find you
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• you're my vibrator
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• Sleeping Sonnet
• *Sleeping beauty* (user)
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Miss Jackson if you're nasty
• You're playing you, now
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• Damn, you're not gay are you?
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• You're my space heater. You heat my space.
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• sleeping sickness
• How to rapidly change your sleeping schedule
• You're too young to be so old
• You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• I'll explain it when you're older
• You're the One that I Want
• You're My Honeybunch
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Things you're not supposed to hear on Xbox Live
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• When You're Evil
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• Sleeping with a cat
• She spent most of the day sleeping in my shirt pocket
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• You're a dick
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• Gee, You're so Beautiful That It's Starting to Rain
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• sleeping pill
• sleeping on the sofa
• don't look, sleeping (stylesheet)
• You're So Vain
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• You're the One
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Grow where you're planted
• Everything you're not supposed to do
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I was not sleeping anymore
• Dressed, out the door, dreaming
• You're Under Arrest!
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
• From Death to Passwords Where You're a Paper Aeroplane
• As a senior citizen, you're already aware of the threat robots pose.
• You're right! Sinister Aleister and his left-hand path of sin is utter destruction!
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty
• Long night not sleeping alone
• let sleeping dogs lie
• You're Only Old Once!
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• I hope you're fucking happy
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• Sing when you're winning
• You're more than welcome
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Sleeping in Light
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• sleeping in (user)
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• You're too good to be human
• You're running Linux on what?
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• It's not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It's because you're fat.
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• You know you're blacked out when...
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• Between sleeping and waking
• The souls of animals are the minds of sleeping people
• The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
• Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• When you're home alone
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• You're the man now, dog!
• Buying a cell phone
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• like you're blind but still can see
• Sleeping in a car parked on the side of the road
• Sleeping on the couches of Gotham
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• Australia You're Standing In It
• Imagine you're not alone
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Seven hits of acid and you're legally insane
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• You're on Christmas with Sal
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• Sleeping with the Television On
• Sleeping Madness
• Turning me down is the new sleeping with me
• You're not a monk
• When you're dead, you're dead
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• It's almost like you're real
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• youre an idiot (user)
• Sleeping Panther
• Perpetually Sleeping (user)
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• You know you're a geek when...
• So you think you're on a roll?
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• I take whatever you're given
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Tag, you're dead
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• Let sleeping gods lie
• sleeping beauty (user)
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• Move, and pretend you're still breathing
• You're Off The Handball Team
• Now you're playing with power!
• sit down, you're rocking the house
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• Sleeping beneath a thousand whispers
• Sleeping Bear Dunes National Lakeshore
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• You're never around when I need you
• You're a diamond's wet dream
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• You're not my son
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• You're being lied to: shoe companies and you.
• The Sleeping Beauty in the Wood
• I get up from my sleeping spot
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• You're not alone

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