• Must be a lesbian
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• What the American people want politics to be
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• You're too good to be human
• God must be deaf
• Why War must be permitted
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Signs must be loud
• Surgeons must be very careful
• Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• You're too young to be so old
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• God must be living in the sea.
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• I must die or be better
• She must be what cocaine is like
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• College football must be preserved
• If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• Attention must be paid
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Why we long to be American
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• must be joking (user)
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• you must be the sponge to be the river
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Incumbency in the American Congress
• Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
• American Chemical Society
• American Power Conversion
• American foreign policy
• African American and Native American discrimination from 1864 to 1954
• Daughters of the American Revolution
• President Kennedy's American University Commencement Address
• American Field
• Masochism and hedonism: the twin imperatives of American culture
• American Federation of Musicians
• American Cordillera
• The Closing of the American Mind
• The revolution will not be televised
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Want to be a lawyer?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I fear I will be nothing
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• not as funny as it used to be
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• It's easy to be charming on the internet
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• A whimper would be fine
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Be appropriate
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Touch not, lest ye be touched
• I want to be a muse
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• There is some place I need to be
• My life may no longer be my own
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Beware! This might be reality!
• Maybe tomorrow we'll be on that plane.
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Sometimes it be's that way
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• If your wish be to close me
• Be Nice
• This one's eating my popcorn
• The Eating Gorilla C (user)
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• You're not from around here, are you?
• Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• Americans
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• American atheist demographics
• It's almost like you're real
• Swing when you're winning
• Cornell '69 : Liberalism and the Crisis of the American University
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• My understanding of Americans is based on the Jerry Springer Show
• And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
• The American Story Project
• you still won't find what you're looking for
• Expatriated American
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• The New Wave Of American Hair Metal
• American Philosophy
• Strange in the American midwest
• American Wake
• American flag etiquette
• Native American Graves Protection and Repatriation Act
• John McCain's Speech to the American Israeli Public Affairs Committee
• Are you a REAL American?
• American Overseas Airways
• North American Electric Reliability Council
• Would Today's American Teens Take a Space Odyssey?
• Marketing automobiles to gay Americans
• American Pastoral
• The real reason there are no third parties in American politics
• She wrote the great american napkin
• American Ninja (user)
• American worm snake
• I never thought it would be like this
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• far be it from me
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• We could all be blind
• IBM claims to be an e-commerce company?
• What it's like to be in love
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Things every child should be taught
• B&E
• Information wants to be deleted
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind

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