Findings:

• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Surely he would remember this
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• he would have cried
• he would have laughed
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He weaves his words
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• he is too shy to write his tale
• Would you know if you were insane?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• The best kind of bartender
• What Would Jesus Do?
• A fool's right to his tools of rage
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• Would you like fries with that?
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• What would the Lord of Eternal Darkness do?
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• A fool and his money are soon parted
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• He flops over and bonks his head
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• I never thought it would be like this
• He made a way to his anger
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• The Ten Commandments revised
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• What would you sacrifice a dream for?
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Eddie would go
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• What Would You Do For a Klondike® Bar?
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• He smiles but it's not real.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• The Fool Rings His Bells
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• The Ugly Princess and the Wise Fool
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• If you can fool yourself then that becomes true for you.
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• the wise mapmaker omits his home
• He just left his body
• eternity would be boring
• would
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.

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