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• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Running an information technology department is harder than you think
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Now hollow fires burn out to black
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• The sequel to Dragons of Eden may include a discussion on UPS trucks
• Isn't it pretty to think so.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Need to get out more
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• How to build a computer out of black holes
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Secretary of State for the Southern Department
• They came together so as to form one whole
• Think not of it, sweet one, so
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• US State Department's Top 10 Travel Tips
• Black May
• Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
• Information you don't need
• I blacked out on a bike
• Why the United States needs the United Nations
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• pitch out
• The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
• Squeezing Out Sparks
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Pitch Black Mountain Dew
• Rights for bigots
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• Why are there so many 1964 nickels?
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• so expendable in their memory
• They did so because they believed they could.
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• United States Department of Veterans Affairs
• Secretary of State for the Northern Department
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• The effect of World War II on the treatment of Blacks in the United States
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• as the twig is bent, so is the tree inclined
• Mother May I Go out to Swim
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Here is some important information which you may make use of in your sunny, optimistic future!
• Out of the blue and into the black
• Black Hand Over Europe - The Croat Problem - III. What the Man-in-the-Street Thinks
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• Live simply so that others may simply live
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• may their names be sung forever
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
• So sick my follicles are crying out in pain
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Make the computer work? I'll need two black candles and a chicken.
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• So you think you're on a roll?
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• Demons snatch unclaimed prayers out of the air to admire their gossamer wings
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• So we drank their blood...
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• So they caught Santa Claus
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• So they caught George W. Bush
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• So You Think You Are a "Christian," Do You?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• the pull is so strong, we think we're moving forward
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• You know you're blacked out when...
• BLACK HOLE NEEDS CASH
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• black out
• Antitrust: The Justice Department and 17 states proposed Breaking up Microsoft into two companies.
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• United States Department of Agriculture
• United States Department of the Interior
• The mannequins await their liberation, watching over the shelves the distant hardware department.
• Department of State
• Come Out Ye Black and Tans
• you exist only that the information may continue to exist
• Why I need to leave
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• Dead links in writeups
• y'all so wrapped up in the leaves you forget the trunk
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• As We May Think
• the way the leaves move, the green light, so green
• The Department of They
• Into the Black Pit and Out Again
• So that I may mutely speak
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
• telling people what they don't need to know
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• I Think We Need Helicopters
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• Does a modern state need to be a Democracy?
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• They only come out at night
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
• In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• Pitch Black

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