• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• The Everything People Registry : United States : West Virginia
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Virginia
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• Presidents of the United States who previously were Mayors
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• She was too beautiful to be human
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• She must be what cocaine is like
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• She could be a businesswoman
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University
• Things never were what they used to be
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• she couldn't go and be beautiful
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• On she went. The woods were deep and still.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• State Road 90
• old chestnut: convoluted states I
• Oklahoma's State Song
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Michigan
• US states with a white minority
• New Mexico State Question
• Capitals of the Confederate States of America
• Electoral votes by state
• Foreign Relations of the United States - 1961-1963 - Volume V - Soviet Union P42
• Fifty Nifty United States
• Medical Contraindications to Breastfeeding in the United States
• Constitution of the State of Michigan of 1963 Preamble
• eternity would be boring
• The Free State
• State and Main
• George W. Bush's 2002 State of the Union Address
• The best kind of bartender
• Naming traditions of United States Navy submarines
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• United States Air Force Auxiliary
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• I Blew Up The United States
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Timeline of Education in the United States
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• An Act of State
• George Washington's 1791 State of the Union Address
• The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters
• Legal Structures for Intentional Communities in the United States
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• Harry S. Truman's 1950 State of the Union Address
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• Sunflower State
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• United States Court of Appeals for the Eleventh Circuit
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Empire State of the South
• I fear I will be nothing
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• The State of Trade in Anatolia
• not as funny as it used to be
• 50 State Strategy
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• state militia
• It's easy to be charming on the internet
• State Street Corporation
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Montgomery County, Virginia
• A whimper would be fine
• The Lees of Old Virginia
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• cheryl Virginia (user)
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Were
• Be appropriate
• We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
• Judge not, lest ye be judged
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• If I Were King
• How to be a good evil villain
• How to herd people in public
• You might be a Washingtonian
• Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• if kisses were horses
• Two Shall Be Born
• the linear and the docile go feral at her command. we're on the run from rogue rivers and predatory trains.
• What can be better than that?
• You were the flying car we were promised
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• My doubts were not the only thing lingering
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Your dog might be evil...
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• be cool
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• She's My Girl
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• English As She Is Spoke: Idiotisms and Proverbs
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• He and She
• she does not know how much I need this
• She loved me for my maths
• And yet she lingers
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• She took a California tilt and never came back.
• On the third day, she rose
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• She sobs in response
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• How's she goin', by
• As She Climbed Across the Table
• solid state physics

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