• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• Cigarettes cause fatal lung disease
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Tobacco smoke causes fatal lung disease in non-smokers
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• On she went. The woods were deep and still.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• She was too beautiful to be human
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• She must be what cocaine is like
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• She could be a businesswoman
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
• Things never were what they used to be
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• she couldn't go and be beautiful
• lung cancer
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• be cool
• Power lines and cancer
• silence like a cancer grows
• National Graves' Disease Foundation
• Wilson's Disease
• Huntington's disease
• Archived E2 FAQ: Diseases (document)
• neurodegenerative disease
• sh/perl Directory Size
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• She's the One
• Murder She Wrote
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• How she saw the moon
• She is not beautiful
• This is why she stays
• How's she cutting?
• She is all I am listening to here
• She runs
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• born baby blue, tonight she is burning red
• If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
• She picked herself up, wiping away at her dignity
• She is still undoing me.
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
• If All the World Were Paper
• We're all guinea pigs
• eternity would be boring
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• I wish it were raining
• Were the Allies Hypocrites?
• The best kind of bartender
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• Were you 18 in the Spring of 1997?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• It is sad how many were torn off
• For a moment you were very, very beautiful. And you were very well aware of it,
• The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I fear I will be nothing
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• not as funny as it used to be
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• It's easy to be charming on the internet
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• A whimper would be fine
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Be appropriate
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Judge not, lest ye be judged
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• How to be a good evil villain
• You might be a Washingtonian
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Two Shall Be Born
• What can be better than that?
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Your dog might be evil...
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• Tropic of Cancer
• Shaving Your Head for Cancer Research
• Imperial Cancer Research Fund
• Diseases
• caisson disease
• social disease
• Osgood-Schlatter disease
• The effects of disease upon three major world religions: Hinduism, Christianity, and Buddhism
• cytomegalic inclusion disease
• Main Line Pedestrian's Disease
• The Confession of Kai Lung
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• She's Leaving Home
• She's Moved On
• English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part III
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She told me to say that
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• She is in the heartbeat you hear around you, listen
• She sketched on paper napkins
• What she didn't say
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• Gays are great, so she says
• She walked into the room

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