• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• She was too beautiful to be human
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• She must be what cocaine is like
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• She could be a businesswoman
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Things never were what they used to be
• she couldn't go and be beautiful
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• On she went. The woods were deep and still.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Youth is made to be misspent
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Short can be good! (document)
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• This love will be your downfall.
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• sharpest tool in the shed
• She's got legs
• she's so virginal in her bodily extortion
• Still she cried, and still the world pursues
• English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Phrases
• The picture she drew in my notebook
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• When she was bad
• She took my bell
• She always was devious in her beauty
• alive she cried (user)
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• she looked good
• Tell him, she told me
• She doesn't need you, she wants you.
• She felt like the word 'shatter'
• big tobacco
• The Federal Tobacco Tax
• We're all doing just fine
• If the Current Were to Call
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• If Jesus were alive today
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• Only her big toes were painted
• In our youths our hearts were touched with fire
• her eyes were brimming with souls
• Be
• Why were we created?
• I know what it's like to be dead
• We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
• rather be in Philadelphia
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• be seeing you
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• stupidity should be painful
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Daylight Saving Time should be ended
• Be cool in college
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• College football must be preserved
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• An M pretending to be an S
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Something to Be Desired
• Publish and be damned!
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• Be still, My soul
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• long to be thin (user)
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• trying to be a feminist
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• I'll be your mirror
• Scavenger crop
• sh (user)
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• turn it up; she's on the other side of the mirror
• she turns and smiles, then walks away
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• she is not a servant to scattered branches
• Isn't She Lovely
• She Who Holds the Sky
• Things She Carried
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• She tasted like whiskey and blood and cemetery dirt.
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• And she flew halfway across the world for those five minutes
• She tastes like gingerbread, too.
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• She Blinded Me With Science
• The Great Gift, Tobacco
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• Behave as if there were a God

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