Findings:
- If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- On she went. The woods were deep and still.
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- She must be what cocaine is like
- She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
- If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
- Things never were what they used to be
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- Speed limits were made to be broken
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
- she couldn't go and be beautiful
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- She Said, She Said
- The day she lost the light
- His face when she fell
- she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
- Dream of ducks, she said
- if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
- why she feels the irrational need to capture little fragments of glass
- Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
- Tobacco smuggling in Yugoslavia
- Were
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
- Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
- Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
- C'Etait Toi (You Were the One)
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- As if we were centuries late delivering on a promise.
- In all that you never were
- Be yourself
- Any song can be a love song
- To be at loggerheads
- Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
- Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
- Be a problematic duck over there
- Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
- It couldn't be
- The Teach Yourself to be a Dummy in 24 Hours Bible
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
- So you want to be a star?
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- TV can be a good thing
- Not to Be Confused with Taco Bell
- If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
- Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
- How to be a terrible customer
- (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- When shall I be free?
- Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
- be a telemarketer
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- Take a melody, simple as can be
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
- Sparsholt Crop Circle
- She's Not There
- she's dreaming. a perfect life is right there on the pillow
- shes got a great body but..
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- She was locked in time
- She just looks at me
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
- All She Wanted
- Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS
- Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
- She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
- She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
- she was just the dry smell of gasoline
- lest she lose all else
- She could not live with or without him
- big tobacco
- The Federal Tobacco Tax
- Of course, they were wrong
- If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
- Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
- When you were my baby
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
- Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
- Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
- Only her big toes were painted
- In our youths our hearts were touched with fire
- her eyes were brimming with souls
- Why were we created?
- Be
- I know what it's like to be dead
- rather be in Philadelphia
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- Born to be Wild
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
- Why Be Bitter?
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I should be running in the sunshine
- Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
- Not to be sold separately
- Beggars CAN be choosers
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
- That'll Be the Day
- Be My God
- Don't be an IM phantom
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- How to Be Alone
- Glitter and Be Gay
- Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
- Why Luggage shouldn't be of a dull colour
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
- Emma Shouldn't Be Allowed To Dress Herself
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- Ne'er To Be Wed
- She's All That
- She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
- Liberty wants blood again, and she's a thirsty whore
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