• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• President George W. Bush's speech aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, May 1, 2003
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• She was too beautiful to be human
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• She must be what cocaine is like
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• She could be a businesswoman
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• On she went. The woods were deep and still.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Presidents of the United States who previously were Mayors
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Things never were what they used to be
• she couldn't go and be beautiful
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Babe-raham Lincoln (user)
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Letter from President Davis to President Lincoln
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• Why RuPaul won't be president
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Why Ron Paul won't be president
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• There Will Be Blood
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
• I will be light
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• I used to be bulimic
• May the Fourth be with you
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Mr. Lincoln addresses the Young Men's Lyceum, January 27, 1838
• Lincoln Tunnel
• The first Jewish female president of the US
• Remarks by President George W. Bush at Islamic Center of Washington, D.C.
• The President's Own
• Nomination process for US presidents
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Shed Seven
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• he/she
• English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Letters
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• She pulls the covers tighter
• She is like a kaleidoscope, a strange attractor, a superstition
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• I Dare - She Said (user)
• She looks good in black
• What she writes in my diary, I will read in twenty years
• She says kill. I say how many.
• I bet she drinks from the bottle
• She won't kiss him until she marries him
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• You were my plans tonight
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• When We Were Very Young
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• C'Etait Toi (You Were the One)
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Be Here Now
• As if we were centuries late delivering on a promise.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• In all that you never were
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• May the Force be with you
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Farmer's Market
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Trying to be friends
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
• Chalant should be a word!
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• That'll Be the Day
• Be My God
• Don't be an IM phantom
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• How to Be Alone
• Or at least it used to be
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Why Luggage shouldn't be of a dull colour
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• If brackets be the food of E2, link on
• Adam fell that men might be
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• don't be a girl
• As I Went Over Lincoln Bridge
• Lincoln still melancholy over his broken engagement, January 23, 1841
• Why I won't vote for a president
• Chapter 4. President of the Russian Federation
• Ronald Reagan's Goldwater Speech
• President George W. Bush's Speech at the 2004 Republican National Convention
• loafing shed

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