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• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Could you have danced with me?
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Could I Have Been?
• It could have been me
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• I could have been one of a two
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• The best kind of bartender
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• you would have been
• The Second Coming of Christ already happened
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• Penis for a day
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Solving a maze
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Know your pets
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• Astro City #5
• I would like to have emotions
• Khaled Islambouli
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• The second chance you give could be your last
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Ten Seconds to Midnight
• The Ten Seconds of Non-existence
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• The Ten Seconds of Non-existence, part 2
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I would kill my mother
• Could/can vs Would/will
• You stole what they would have given you
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Gifts we already have
• A little child could never kill this clean
• Nothing could kill the Grimace
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• They could have saved Kevin
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• What pornos would have us believe
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• Could have beens, should have beens
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• You have won second prize in a beauty contest! Collect $10.
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• Only open if you have already decided not to accept our offer.
• The terrorists have already won
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• And All That Could Have Been
• the only comfort we could ever have
• To Kill a Mockingbird
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• When you kill people they die
• Paulins Kill Viaduct
• On the horizon, the lions circle their kill while the sun waits to set
• Programming killed the story problem
• I killed for fun
• the signal was killed
• Second Crusade
• Erewhon : Preface to the Second Edition
• The Second Nun's Tale
• Second Declension
• second unit
• The unpraised second soul mate
• Second messengers
• Second Quantization
• Big Ten
• Covenant of the Ten Nations
• Ten thousand frozen, burning stars
• Ten things I hate about restaurant customers
• GO TEN (user)
• Ten Fingers of Death
• The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
• Just to see what it would be like
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• A Year Ago Today (superdoc)
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• already exists (user)
• If I could do it all over again
• we could get lost in the fall
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• I could fall in love with Jersey at sunset
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Celebrities I have served
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Words Have No Meaning
• Using a command line
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• You don't have to remember my name
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Fireplace accessories

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