• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• We have had enough of your beige
• I seem to have lost the ability to "live"
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Questions I have had today
• institutions have lives of their own
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• things you wouldn't have believed
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I have had enough of Survivor
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• if you have had your midnights
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I almost had to wait
• We had a record label
• The Monkey that had a Mobile Phone
• had had
• Never Knowing Quite What I Had
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• I don't have a television set
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• have it off
• in case I have forgotten
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Why drinking fountains have 2 holes
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I didn't always have this cool job
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• based on events that may have happened
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• You don't have any real problems
• lives
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• Learning to live
• The lives within them
• infinite lives
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• Cindy of a Thousand Lives
• Brian Wilson Presents Pet Sounds Live
• The Beach Boys Live At Knebworth 1980
• Deep Purple Live in London
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• The Best Years of Our Lives
• Skip it and Live
• Kyuss Lives!
• klingon programmers
• Obscure Atari 2600 Game Programmers
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• The death of a man I had never known
• The seizure I had last night
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• Had I not seen the Sun
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• I had every intention of moving forward.
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I have no faith in your God
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• If you have a penis, this is important information!
• I may or may not have been naked
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• have an easy fast
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• I have too many clothes
• Type A blood
• I Have Zero Fish (user)
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Sometimes you have to dance with a watermelon
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• They have taken enough
• Where have all the poets gone?
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• Why don't I have votes today?
• I might have, once.
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I have a lonely in the shape of you
• you have never been safe
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Live Aid
• Which 3-manifold do we live in?
• The Garden of Live Flowers
• All My Future ex-'s Live In Texas
• We Live In Public
• The Lives of Christopher Chant
• live for today
• Seminal Live
• Where I Lived, and What I Lived For
• These are the days of our lives
• Long live God
• The Lives of Others
• where they used to live
• AOL/Netscape
• Bad Programmers
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• Canadian-style Government, how it works, and why it wouldn't in the USA
• Of course we had it tough
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• I Had No Right
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• I had been hungry all the years
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• Mike's cast had many names on it and a picture of a Pirate
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• Names have power
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• People have fucked up before
• I have never felt more alive
• you would have been
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• Kids have no concept of time
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• Fight Clubs I have known
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Woman's Gotta Have It
• Gifts we already have
• What have you done for me lately?

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