Findings:
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- Questions we will never have answers to
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- Bright College Years
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
- I have spent all night paging you
- Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- I would like to have emotions
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- I've been a wild rover for many a year, and I've spent all my money on whiskey and beer...
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Something I Can Never Have
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- I never thought I would node this
- New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
- You stole what they would have given you
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- When you know things are just meant to be
- when all the white horses have broken free
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- What pornos would have us believe
- After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- If you existed I would never get out of bed
- I have never felt more alive
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- you would have been
- I never thought it would be like this
- leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
- Black Horse Chinese New Year
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- An arms dealer, a drug dealer, and a thief...or, how I spent my New Years Eve
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
- This dream is tied to a horse that will never tire
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
- Using a command line
- he'd spent years with his cheeks pressed against glass
- If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- you have never been safe
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- I have never
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- you never know
- Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
- it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
- would
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- Community college
- If you would like to contact DMan
- Would you like an OS with that?
- college band
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Clown College
- The dog who would not back off
- College Bowl
- We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
- You are not in college for the education
- Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
- St Anne's College, Oxford
- Albion College
- college ruled paper
- liturgical year
- Siena College
- Chinese New Year
- Hendrix College
- The Year of Our Lord
- Bethel College
- the rides at the state fair this year are much too dangerous
- Trinity College, Cambridge
- Number of OS Vulnerabilities by Year
- Temasek Junior College
- AFI's 100 Years... 100 Laughs
- King's College, Aberdeen
- Ripples on the surface of years
- Emerson College
- Mid Year Conference
- surviving the first day of college
- New Year Festival
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Year of the Rabbit
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- Batman: Year 100
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- British Book Award for Sports Book of the Year
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Barack Obama's first year
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
- Knots I have known and loved
- Stoned music memories
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- I Have Zero Fish (user)
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- I have no idea!! (user)
- What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Words have power
- I have failed
- You Have To Burn The Rope
- Movies that should have been books first
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