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• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Black Horse Chinese New Year
• New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Questions we will never have answers to
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• when all the white horses have broken free
• leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
• I have spent all night paging you
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I would like to have emotions
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Something I Can Never Have
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• This dream is tied to a horse that will never tire
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• You stole what they would have given you
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• An arms dealer, a drug dealer, and a thief...or, how I spent my New Years Eve
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• When you know things are just meant to be
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• What pornos would have us believe
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• he'd spent years with his cheeks pressed against glass
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• I have never felt more alive
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• you would have been
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I never thought I would node this
• Using a command line
• Never will you reclaim everything I have owned
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Bright College Years
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I have never
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• I never thought it would be like this
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Sex with a chicken
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Have You Ever Walked?
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Stereotypes have to start somewhere
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I have a punklin and you don't
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• I have to go to the bathroom
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Have got
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• We have a map of the piano
• I have no idea!!_root (category)
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Sussex girls have the longest legs
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• Horse shit
• I could eat a horse
• A Horse Named Bill
• Tang Horse
• Miss, I am a horse. You might want to hold your nose.
• Charley horse
• When this horse tires, we shall eat it for strength.
• Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of quarter-inch tapes
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I Never Knew You
• Never quite at home in the world
• It Never Rains
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• letter I never sent
• You never forget that forgetting's required
• Marks which will never be broken
• I never learned to dance
• It's obvious you've never owned a vagina
• Never break cover
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• We never pay for it
• go ugly early and you'll never go home alone
• I just spent $175.00 on black silk underwear
• That wasn't chicken
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• You would make a wonderful father
• What would Nietzsche do?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Selwyn College, Cambridge
• I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
• Bard College
• Eight years of peace and prosperity
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Panic in the Year Zero
• Text of Commencement Address at Bard College, May 25th, 1996
• How I made the Year Nodes
• The King's College
• The Boat of a Million Years
• exploring the abandoned college
• A Journal of the Plague Year
• St Hilda's College, Oxford
• Four and a Half Years of Struggle Against Lies, Stupidity and Cowardice
• Langara College
• Chinese New Year's Eve Dinner aka Reunion Dinner
• Junior Colleges in Singapore
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• St Lawrence College
• British Book Award for Book of the Year
• Hendrix College
• One Million Years A.D.
• Bethel College
• Is it New Year's Day yet? (superdoc)
• Trinity College, Cambridge
• St Stephens College
• college girl (user)
• Epsom College
• You have a big finger
• I have seen the elephant

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