• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Have you ever thought
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• We're trying to have a baby
• How the bitter old fart chased away the last fair child with any kindness in her heart and declared himself in the greatest ghost town ever created: a parable
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Have you ever made a just man?
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• the only comfort we could ever have
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Gnutella users have poor taste in film
• How to "Have People"
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Have got
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• We have a map of the piano
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• things you wouldn't have believed
• They have no bones.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• If Linux distributions were Airlines
• The Ten Who Were Taken
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• The Americas were shaped exclusively to infuriate explorers
• Only her big toes were painted
• as it were (user)
• were wolf pop (user)
• If we're such good friends
• Your mother had a heart attack in the other room while you were masturbating
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• child
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• child process
• Where's your child?
• Could a computer take the place of a child?
• No Child Left Behind Act
• Adaptive Child (user)
• The Child Garden
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
• Hope 4 ever (user)
• What the hell ever happened to our rights?
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• I have Jesus in my asshole, does that count?
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Till We Have Faces
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• Have Blue
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• just to have some human contact
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Sex in a small car
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• The end is near. Have your cameras ready.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• i have to get out
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• when you were words
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• They Were Eleven
• And Then There Were None
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• We're all still very different
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• It is sad how many were torn off
• We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Child of the 80s
• child actor
• Friday's Child
• Buried Child
• Child's toy
• Error and arrogance in Alice Miller's The Untouched Key
• Convention on the Rights of a Child
• Unknown Child (user)
• For my good friend, with child.
• The best teacher I ever had
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Parking warning
• The best comeback ever
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• ever since I started working with Motorola
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Let them have Festivas
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Why I have tinnitus
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I have lost my power
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• You have won second prize in a beauty contest! Collect $10.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won

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