Findings:

• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• So you don't have to
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Thursday is so far away
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have lost many things, so many
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I used to have so many dreams
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• The Story So Far
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• So Far, So Good... So What!
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• Faraway, So Close!
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• so far
• So close yet so far away
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• So Far From Home
• you throw your hatchet so far that you cannot retrieve it
• Why metal is so awesome
• You have far too much time on your hands
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• stop adoring from so far away
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• My Shoulder Wasn't Far Away
• Why must you live so far away?
• So far, so good
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I read my life story twenty times a day
• Read My Sign
• Love letters that hurt to read
• Read Sexy Comix Today!
• It's so crazy it just might work
• Just So Stories
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• This tastes so new and strange
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• So you are 14 now
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• So you want to be evil
• you so smart
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• my heart hurts so bad
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• blood on the ground as far as you see
• How far are you from anything?
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• Very Far Away from Anywhere Else
• Einstein wasn't religious
• Too Far
• I hope I wasn't your mistake
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Till We Have Faces
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Art has an actual purpose
• Strange Fits of Passion Have I Known
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• How to have an out of body experience
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• You have a heart of ultimate and universal fear
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• You and I and half the book's audience also have penises
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• how many lines of code have you written?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I have glimpses that are novels
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Ghosts must have done it!
• Have you ever thought
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• go down in history
• The History of the CIA World Factbook
• ancient history
• History of Beer Brewing
• Family History Scroll
• The History of Borland Delphi
• History of British Newspapers
• Herbs in history
• Korean History
• history (user)
• E2 Quest: Histories of the World
• English History: Henry II and Becket
• History of the American People
• British Book Award for History Book of the Year
• History of the Internet
• Programmable Read-Only Memory
• Can I watch you read?
• Reading the Holy Bible
• British Book Award for Best Read of the Year
• An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• Official Rationalization: Why I See So Many Freaks in the City
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Oh, so that's how it is
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Why I love Pascal so much
• Think not of it, sweet one, so
• Making the Movies XX Why Naval Movies are so Scarce
• sosé (user)
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• So you've decided to grow a beard
• D.R. & Quinch's Totally Awesome Guide to Life
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• Pon Farr
• Far from home and hearth
• the way the leaves move, the green light, so green
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
• far more reliable than the mercurial recollections of KGB defectors

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