Findings:
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- he (or she)
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- Arthur, or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- Hints for Etiquette; or, Dining Out made Easy
- The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Four: The Cup or Monad
- She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- Don't Go Out the Door
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
- Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- Is that to go, or to eat here?
- She could not live with or without him
- Do I imagine it, or does the flatmate fancy me?
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- Yourself or Someone Like You
- Is this the last four years or what?
- Shit or Go Blind
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
- Indiana Jones' Crusade for the Perfect Female, or Why We Go Grail-Hunting
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- or i guess it does
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- Go big or go home
- You, standing
- A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
- Can't she just carpool or something?
- Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
- Should I stay or should I go?
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- or
- Subtitled or Dubbed?
- Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- Ack! My rice is ruined! Or is it?
- I may or may not have been naked
- Shit or get off the pot
- make it two-ply, or I will gut you
- Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
- Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?
- Wilsonville, Oregon
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- true or false
- Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
- Alone Again Or
- Sell it or smell it
- Not all dirt roads are rally courses, or: Bambi meets WRX
- A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
- trick or treat game
- The Ballet or the Bullet
- To say "Hi" or not to say "Hi"?
- ROCK or STONE (user)
- scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
- When or Not, Make it Great
- "I want to make the milk," or, More Tales from Youth
- plain sailing or not
- Pumpkin (or Sweet Potato) Fry Bread
- Crying does not get you out of a ticket
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- Trick or treat
- Lila or a Lie
- Your Money or Your Life
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Animal, vegetable or mineral
- Are you liberal or conservative?
- Paul McCartney cannot read or write sheet music
- Dead or Alive 2
- a conversation with this, that, or the other god
- Downtown Portland, Oregon
- Curried Fish or Meat
- Dead Or Alive 3
- Read or Die
- You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
- Two times more -- or twice as much?
- Which is cooler - a rubber chicken or a particle accelerator?
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- Deep Fried Foods in the Restaurant
- You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
- The Fight with the Snapping Turtle: Or, the American St. George
- To mouse or not to mouse... (e2poll)
- Love, Lust or Loneliness?
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- he/she
- Your place or mine?
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- Working hard, or hardly working?
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- can you cough, speak, or breathe?
- lost, or trying to be
- The King's Camelopard, or, The Royal Nonesuch
- Swimming pool injury
- Wanted Dead or Alive
- Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
- Trolling is a form of art
- the three person preference problem
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- Join or Die
- Love Me or Leave Me
- Why wearing cologne or perfume is bad for your future children
- Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
- Protocol for the Prohibition of the Use in War of Asphyxiating, Poisonous or Other Gasses, and of Bacteriological Methods of Warfare
- Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don't know.
- Robosexual or what?
- It's too early to talk about God, or women
- An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
- why she makes her wishes at 7:07
- Sycophant or Psychopomp?
- She threw out all my letters
- She wanted to go to Paris
- She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
- To be or not to be
- Abused or neglected children
- or what?
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- A tribute to dem bones, Or a spelling story
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- Am I This Or Not?
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
- Herbs to recover lost or stolen items
- Without fear of wind or vertigo
- Fog hates gags, or a theological discussion
- Put up or shut up
- James Orr
- Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
- The Couple, or so, Commandments
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
- Vote or Die
- there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
- Teutonicism or Germanism: a same-concept-different-word thing
- Death or the dawn
- Goethe and the Invention of Shakespeare as All-Time Greatest English Playwright; or, The Playwright's Burden
- Do I stay or run away?
- Right handed, or left handed?
- fem or feline?
- Mother May I Go out to Swim
- I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
- Go out and get some fresh air
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
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