• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Mind without body
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• As if either one of us were happy
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Rebeca Martinez
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• No one can be totally logical
• That would be me
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• C'Etait Toi (You Were the One)
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Where would America be without Canada?
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
• I never thought it would be like this
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Things never were what they used to be
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Just to see what it would be like
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• I fear I will be nothing
• A whimper would be fine
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• eternity would be boring
• The best kind of bartender
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• nothing to be done
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Would you know if you were insane?
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• We're one, but we're not the same
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• We Were the Sun's Chosen Ones
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• No one can be in two places at once
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• There can be only one
• We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• it would be hilarious if only
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• The Man Who Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• Be human
• The Ballad of One Tooth
• There needs to be a man page for females
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• Losing one's illusions is not always such a passive process
• I used to be a constitutional literalist.

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