• Try again
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• If at first you don't succeed
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• don't try to find words
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Don't try this at home
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• programs compiling on the first try
• Don't judge music by the first listen
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• I try not to think about it
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• At least you tried your best
• Would you like to try a sample?
• Laura Tries Calculus
• try the N+7
• Give it the old college try
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
• some girls try too hard
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• try to summon the dream once more
• Fell, But Tried
• Men's reluctance to try friends
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I tried to classify types of joy
• Mama Tried
• I never tried to reach your Eden
• I try to avoid making things more dead
• It is a new search engine, wanna try?
• Try cock
• need to try a new us (user)
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Why I try to convert you
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• we tried to dream together
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Try A Little Tenderness
• The Tried Assassin
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I still haven't tried the roulette
• Tried
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• I try to see myself
• Cheap tricks parents try to get away with
• try on
• Insomniac, I Tried
• Slayers Try
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• try (user)
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• I tried to fight a coward.
• How I vainly tried to explain the nature of Flatland
• try/catch/finally
• Last year I tried to die
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Stupacil
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Lene Lovich Tries To Sleep
• I don't get many things right the first time
• bi try
• Dorothy Tries to be Brave
• Try finding a stable in Bethlehem now
• How the Sphere, having in vain tried words, resorted to deeds
• The Weary Traveller, who tried, sought
• last try (user)
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• try things
• These are the Times that Try Men's Souls
• Try Harder (user)
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• How I tried to teach the Theory of Three Dimensions to my Grandson, and with what success
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• let's try me (user)
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• i try to forget you
• She tries to hold the wind, stop it from crying
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Windows tries to cover up its mistakes
• Try not being obscure just for the sake of it
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Try
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• Indiana once tried to change the value of pi
• I tried to pull you into my head
• Local cop tries to embarrass city, fails
• I think I tried to flirt with you
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• first impressions don't always count
• Do or do not, there is no try
• I wouldn't try that if I were you
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• i tried that (user)
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• The Day I Tried To Live
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• When We Try Talking
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• Try not to look into my eyes
• Poco tries to make a delivery
• Experience tells me not to try
• Never try to teach a pig to sing
• The sky tried sunny went back to grey
• I tried to memorise her, from beginning to end
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• Batman: The Dark Knight Strikes Again
• Converting Grams to Moles And Back Again When Dealing With Monatomic Elements
• To Love Again
• Don't
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• I don't believe in people
• I don't see like you
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• lizards don't understand
• Don't let the psychos in
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't Fear the Fat
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• If you don't like it, leave
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• E2 Options: Don't default to writeup edit on e2nodes (document)
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I dont no (user)
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• Don't copy that floppy
• manuscripts don't burn
• I don't smoke
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• don't believe everything you read on the internet
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• my first poem
• The First of the Microbe Hunters
• The First Annual Level Above Human Everything Extravaganza! (tm)
• Ice forms first on bridges
• First Statement of Ti and Do

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