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• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• And All That Could Have Been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• you would have been
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Some flies have all the luck
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• All Our Songs Sound The Same
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• AES may have been broken
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• At night, all American cities look the same
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• when all the white horses have broken free
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I had been hungry all the years
• Day sleepers are on top in the bunk bed of life
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Have you been a dad today?
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• My paintings are all I have
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• All the girls you slept with are getting married
• I have always been burning
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Stoned music memories
• Scarred for life
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• They all look the same
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• once the coldest roads all led back to the same warm place
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• We are all we have
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• You stole what they would have given you
• I would like to have emotions
• I have spent all night paging you
• Living your whole life with all the doors unlocked
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I have become furniture in your life
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have just been shot
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• We would probably not understand alien life
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• The "that music all sounds the same" fallacy
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Long Haired Preachers
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
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• Could have beens, should have beens
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• I appear to have been misinformed
• What pornos would have us believe
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Children are the same all around the world
• You have been the daylight shining
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• What Might Have Been
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Where have all the poets gone?
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• I could have been one of a two
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• The path we have been walking
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Advice I have been given about girls
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It could have been me
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• The way things have always been done
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
• All the fairies have gone
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated

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