• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• we can all just be around other people
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• all we can see is open road, telephone poles, a sun that is always setting
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• A wink can cover all sorts of things.
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• No one can be totally logical
• Why procrastination can be productive
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• What a kiss can be
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• All words are meant poetically. Else we'd all just point and possibly grunt.
• Always Be My Baby
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• We can be heroes
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Valour can be brown
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• All I ever wanted to be
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• Taught all this by the ghosts, in a single night
• Grab on. You can always change your mind.
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• One letter can make all the difference
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• Knowledge can never be certain
• No one can be in two places at once
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Can't we all just be friends?
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• I will always be weird inside
• Can we still be friends?
• Exes can be good things
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• This poem can be put off no longer
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• All you can eat
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• We Can Be Together
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• All I want for Christmas is to be cooled
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• You're All I Need to Get By
• I wish to fail continuously in this and all matters
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Be different, just like everyone else
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• A dying playground can be Eden
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• I can divide by zero
• all error is human
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• All units be advised
• University students can be really stupid
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• The notion that nature can be calculated inevitably leads to the conclusion that humans too can be reduced to basic mechanical parts
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• God made the integers, all else is the work of man
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• I can always hope
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Short can be good! (document)
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders

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