• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• When I was young Time had no wings
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• He weaves his words
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• he had a dream
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He had something to say. He said it.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• When he became an old man
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He flops over and bonks his head
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• He never returned
• So, he's leaving
• He died on a Sunday morning
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He did very little harm
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• God is not dead; He is merely unemployed.
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• He smiles but it's not real.
• The Ass and His Masters
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• He giggles, as he wiggles
• What He Suffered
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• He doesn't bite
• He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven
• He held my hand - once
• The turkey, he faint
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Don't Go Out the Door
• he says
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
• He will bring us goodness and light
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• he faked murder (user)
• He dreams of smoke
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• He don't know
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• He says the most beautiful things
• How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
• What's He Building?
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• He stood, and heard the steeple
• He loved Big Brother.
• Jesus He Knows Me
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• And as he sang the world began to fall apart
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• you know he said
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Jump Wings
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• he calls me monster
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• God can do what he wants
• Even my faults he adores
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• I married him because he was not mean
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
• and slowly, stealthily, and half sideways looking, he placed the loaded musket's end against the door.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• His face when she fell
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• He wishes for the Shoes of Fashion
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• He speaks so well!
• he (or she)
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• he who (user)

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