• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• The next life will be better
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I will always be in the details
• there will be a last
• The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
• Children should be seen and not heard
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• This love will be your downfall.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• all the cute guys will be there
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Will I be given that chance?
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I will be in my trailer!
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• The television will not be revolutionized
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• The revolution will not be televised
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I will always be weird inside
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Then the father hen will call his chickens home
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Free will is marked for deprecation in the next major revision of the transhuman prototype
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• Everything will be alright
• It will be good when I am leader
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
• You will be assimilated
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• There will be no more stories to read
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• node that will be my legacy
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• And for my next trick, I will change your opinion
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Carl Everett
• Who Will Be There
• Someday, I will be strong
• Boys will be boys
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Will I cease to be
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• If it be your will
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I fear I will be nothing
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• The venom of my hate will live beyond the span of this universe to infect the next
• the world will be remade in our image
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There will never be another you
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Even the dead will not be safe
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Revolution will be televised
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• And then I will just slip away
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• The end will be a sellout
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Our children will laugh at the names of our over-the-counter medicines
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Children can be cruel
• There will be time
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• What life after death will really be like
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• It will never be just you
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• They will not be named!
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?

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