• The Ten Commandments revised
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• The best kind of bartender
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• The Federal Ten Commandments
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• They could have saved Kevin
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Things that could be
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I never thought it would be like this
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• The Ten Commandments of the First Day After Hernia Surgery
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Things never were what they used to be
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• The Ten Commandments Judge
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• You could be so delicious
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Germany could not be appeased
• ten commandments for c++ programmers
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• The mountain could be home
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• Ten Crack Commandments
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Just to see what it would be like
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• The Ten Commandments of NO MA'AM
• eternity would be boring
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• A whimper would be fine
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The second chance you give could be your last
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• We could all be blind
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Posting the Ten Commandments in schools
• Ten commandments of man, given to woman
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Ten Commandments of the Female Ned
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Ten Commandments of the Female Nerd
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• The Ten Commandments of Electronica
• You stole what they would have given you
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Ten Commandments of a Great Name
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• As strangers they could speak, and it lifted the rain
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• Proof of the divine authorship of the Ten Commandments
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• They will not be named!
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• The Powers of the Gods, and how they might constructively be used.
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• They Might Be Giants
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• the Ten Commandments in Chicago schools
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• it would be hilarious if only
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Polya's Ten Commandments for Mathematics Teachers
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• The Man Who Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• There could still be a reunion of The Band

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