• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• If eyes could talk
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Catalog of meteorites that burned in a part of the atmosphere only we could see
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• If these walls could talk
• the only comfort we could ever have
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• If only I could get into her head
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• What could you possibly tell Hostess?
• If I Could Say Mother
• I could lie like this forever
• You could distinguish Miles from Coltrane.
• maybe you could hide things in a hole
• The only winning move is not to play
• You Only Live Twice
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• The only true freedom is freedom from the heart's desires
• i only knew when silence screamed
• She sat in virginal white, eyes closed, with only her face in rose
• The only band that matters
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• Is this true or only clever?
• With my only desire
• DC Talk
• Talk About the Passion
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• talks like a duck
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• Minty fresh colon
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• I could eat a horse
• You said you could hear the galaxy
• Could/can vs Would/will
• With an army of cats at my command, I could take over Ohio.
• The Princess No-one Could Silence
• our website could be your life
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• wish i could show a little soul
• For entertainment purposes only
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• Dumb laws
• For Official Use Only at the NSA
• Famous people with only one testicle
• Only the End of the World Again
• Steering wheel down your underpants
• Only Ten
• Evolution Data Only
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• If you only smoke when you drink, you probably shouldn't drink kiroro
• The challenge of writing a meaningful free-form poem using only two letter words
• I do not want to talk
• We talk of taxes, and I call you friend;
• Talk to Her
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Right wing talk radio
• A little child could never kill this clean
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
• Nothing could kill the Grimace
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Only the good die young
• My Only Friend
• Only a fool breaks the two-second rule
• only when you cannot hear
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• To Record Only Water for Ten Days
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• There is only now
• Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• Talk to the hand
• A Time to Talk
• Strangers talk to me
• Talks In Maths (user)
• Microsoft Research DRM talk
• Text talk
• The Ten Commandments revised
• This could take all night
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I wish I could open his eyes
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• She could not live with or without him
• Write only memory
• Evolution is only a theory
• I only smoke when I drink
• Once and only once
• Only We Can Prevent Forests
• Only the Lonely
• Thinking only makes life complicated
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• There are no rules in language, only regularities
• The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes
• The only words for this are my fingers in your mouth
• Governments need only give the appearance of justice
• Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
• A long talk on the beach that answered nothing
• How the General Talked to the King
• Talk broken English and drug sellin'
• Talk to the animals (e2poll)
• How to Talk to a Veteran
• Fred Colon
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• might could
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• They could have saved Kevin
• That Could Wait
• I used to wish I could dream in black and white
• who could win a rabbit
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
• Determining if a linked list loops using only two pointers
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Bodies, for we are only women
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• read only
• one and only (user)
• Love creates. Hatred only destroys.
• you exist only that the information may continue to exist
• I can only save the world on Tuesdays
• Only Nixon can go to China
• talk mode
• Great places to talk politics on the internet
• Beer Talk!
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• The Tin Woodman Talks to Himself
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• How could this happen?
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• i could eat alphabet soup and SHIT a better diagram!
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Only
• It only hurts when I breathe
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Places in Nashville I'd take you, if only to defy the whole country music thing
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• "A gentleman and a scholar" is only half right
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
• I only relax in the dentist's chair
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• Talk of the Nation
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Talk to me
• Never Talk to Strangers
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• Where the water for the flood could have come from

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