Findings:

• Were you 18 in the Spring of 1997?
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• As the clocks were striking the hour
• How we were, before you were
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• Were we intelligently designed?
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Even if we're not together
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The dream people were being assholes.
• not if you were the last dandy on earth
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• November 4, 1995
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• C'Etait Toi (You Were the One)
• You were always so good to me
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• We No Longer Knew Who We Were
• In all that you never were
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• Someone else's prayers were answered in ice
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• When We Were Kings
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• We're all guinea pigs
• Or were they chords of sun?
• When We Were Mud
• You always spend a dollar as if you were spending a wounded eagle
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• The only things missing were a banjo and Jon Voight
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• A Pity. We were such a good invention.
• There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• We're not so different, you and I
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• You were my plans tonight
• No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Trust Us, We're Experts
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• Outcomes of World War II
• If we were ghosts
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• the stars were falling just for him
• Wish You Were Here
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• this is it, we're going to die
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• What if there were a war, and nobody came?
• you were so cute
• Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
• Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• My doubts were not the only thing lingering
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• "We're With Ditka"
• I was into them after they were hip
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• I dreamed you were a god once
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• The Americas were shaped exclusively to infuriate explorers
• We're all still very different
• Those were the days of miracles and splendour
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Hey, Nora! What were the pregnant women called?
• No, we're not friends.
• we're living in bread that's still being baked
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• We're shifting the paradigm
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
• Mistakes were made
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• We're Not Married
• We're Going On A Bug Hunt
• Riding the cycle we're given
• Were the World Mine
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• If the Current Were to Call
• There were three young ladies of Birmingham
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• What were you expecting? Once the process of falsification is set in motion, it won't stop.
• We're getting married
• We're All Mad Here
• Only her big toes were painted
• as it were (user)
• These lions were not like normal lions.
• Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• in the end it was better that we were apart
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• why we were chosen
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• When we were liars things were seamless
• I wish it were raining
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• The Shoes That Were Danced to Pieces
• We're all such products
• 80 If We're Lucky
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• We were the young lovers before despair
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Presidents of the United States who previously were Mayors
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• We're waiting for you to die
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
• When We Were Very Young
• I used to think that the lives of Jane Austen's characters were shallow and meaningless
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• the trains were never for you.
• RFC 602
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• If Jesus were alive today
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• The Three Quests that were obtained from Powys
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• So There We Were
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Black Were (user)
• We were losing altitude
• Where were you?
• What if we were just a rather vicious monkey group that just fucked faster?
• We're in this Together
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Mimsy Were the Borogoves
• When were the gospels written?
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Dirty Tricks were Used!
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.

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