• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Would you want to live there?
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• There was a time before
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• One hour there was sunlight
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I was a homeless bum
• Out There Live
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• I was there
• A knock there was upon the door
• There and Now - Live in Vancouver 1968
• There is a grey thing that lives in the tree-tops
• Where's the kaboom?
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• There Was A Friend
• There was a baby in China
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Was it ever there?
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• There was no one waiting for me...
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• There was a rose that faded young
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• There was an old lady
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Was There a Time
• There was once a Man
• and there was this girl
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• There was a man and a woman
• There Was No Leak
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• there is very little that all christians would agree on
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• There are no next lives
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• There was a young lady of Riga
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• No shit, there I was
• There was a time when I was a better person
• There Once Was a Farmer
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I remember, there was one
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• There once was a girl named Irene
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Before you, there was me
• There was a cold day
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• What would you do if you weren't afraid?
• Nobody cares who would in a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
• The Twitter diary of a half-mad homeless street seer in an undisclosed big city
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• live data
• The king is dead, long live the king
• the decision to live
• Live Peace in Toronto
• Live at Leeds
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• Live in the X Lounge
• The world in which we live
• Live in Tokyo
• Long live God
• Wanna Live In H.K. (user)
• Live at the Olympia
• Who's There?
• you had to be there
• There is no camel in this scene
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• There with you
• There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
• There's nothing like the sound of snowpants
• Who Will Be There
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Where there's smoke
• There are other things to smoke besides tobacco and cannabis
• There is a panther stalks me down
• There is no there there.
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• There is no data, only XUL.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• That Was Then, This is Now
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Tomorrow I was
• Since Adam was a boy
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• The world was black and white
• The skyline was beautiful on fire
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
• I was a teenage Overlord
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• His version was better
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• I would like
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
• I would open a door for you
• Adopting a Greyhound (no, not a homeless bus...)
• anyone lived in a pretty how town
• Live at Five
• Brief Lives
• Long Live the New Flesh!

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