Findings:
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- Just call me fluffy
- The First Lie Besovi Told Me
- Thursdays were created to torture me
- Call me Anna
- She told me she wouldn't
- The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
- Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- Here's my number, call me
- What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
- I was told you were very pretty
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
- They call me Engineer-khan
- Hey, Nora! What were the pregnant women called?
- You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- What makes me beautiful
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
- New York City: What my Mother Told Me
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Snickers told me
- it beckons me, the call to write
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
- call me hiroshima
- listen()
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- boss i wish you had told me
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
- If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
- You mean the me that you would be
- speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
- Would you know if you were insane?
- Chicago: What my Teacher told me
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
- call me a poet
- Call Me Princess
- Call me Fish Meal
- Please, Call me Honky
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- He called me Sarah once
- 1.) Everything is beautiful; 2.) Except me
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- Some people call me a drama queen
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- I wish you would talk to me
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- What the dust told me
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- call me garbage one more time
- i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
- Lies my physicists told me
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
- New York City: What my Father told me
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Sunday
- New York City: What Jo told me
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Thursday
- New York City: What my sister told me
- Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- Would you love me if I was a worm
- She told me she remembers three things about me
- New York City: What Martin told me
- I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
- If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- I told you they were nuts
- New York City: What Uncle Jim told me
- Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
- Call me a lady and I will growl at you
- If the Current Were to Call
- Don't call me Debbie
- Don't call me white
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
- Call Me Persephone
- The Emergency Services called me back
- kill him dead; don't call me
- You Will Call Me Kompressor
- Call if you need me
- Don't call me Asian
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
- he calls me monster
- he calls me girly (user)
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- Her eyes were beautiful in the moonlight
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- Chicago calls to one who would listen
- Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
- Call Me Maybe
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
- That would be me
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- Call me Hashmael
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
- Lies My Teacher Told Me
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- She told me to say that
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- What the scroll in the cave told me
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- If you told me this never happened
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- lies the cheesemonger told me
- They grow up. No one told me.
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- You were always so good to me
- The stone that told me
- St. Peter don't you call me
- I do not trust this beautiful thing we call memory
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- Tell him, she told me
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- For a moment you were very, very beautiful. And you were very well aware of it,
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