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• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Baptist fear of dancing
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Stoned music memories
• blondes have more fun
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Baptist jokes
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• Need to get out more
• i have to get out
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Animals people have sex with
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I have a punklin and you don't
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• As much fun as watching paint dry
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• You just don't get it
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• How to make sports games more fun
• How to get more out of Psi
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• Sex for fun
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• Rape committed by women
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• you don't talk much
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• sex is fun (user)
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Penis size and impregnation
• Sex in a small car
• You don't have to remember my name
• as much as time to him reveals
• eating with your fingers is more fun
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• The Old Guard of British Comedy Gets the Last Laugh
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• I don't have a television set
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• someone much more (user)
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Don't Laugh (I Love You)
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• A moral system based on more and better sex
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• General sexuality newsgroup
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Sex with a chicken
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Don't Laugh
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• So you don't have to
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Conspiracy theorists are fun to point at and laugh
• Negative reviews are more fun to read than positive reviews
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Don't defile my sex
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• A reason to drink
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Much More than a Soup!
• I don't remember all that much
• I have too much to say
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Cats don't have brakes
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• How to get more change than you deserve
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• How to get more donations for Everything
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• I don't get it
• How much fun is a barrel of monkeys?
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• Two times more -- or twice as much?

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